ｒａｖｅｎ．

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things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences

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thewebcrawler:

❝  don’t put your baby on the floor, Christ! ❞

❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it ❞

❝ oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now❞

❝ why are you still alive, you’re like 102! ❞

❝ get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you? ❞

❝ no you cant have your shitty friend over after school ❞

❝ yeah – whinge, whinge!  you are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool❞

❝ you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me❞

❝ it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞

❝ oh come on,  I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞

❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME❞

❝  woah, no.  I didn’t marry you for 200 shitty dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞

❝ who the FUCK didn’t pay their bills. ❞

❝  I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad❞

❝ stop listening to music and just go to bed!  ❞

❝ I don’t even know what language this is❞

❝ when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien baby❞

❝ um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?❞

❝  don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn❞

❝ look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd❞

❝ aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the fuck❞

❝ guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool     before you jumped into it, huh? ❞

[merevvyn]

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oikawanes:

no dawn no day

[insane-doctor-deactivated202103]

[nobuchikas-deactivated20160206]

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phantomxhive:

Sebastian Michaelis appreciation post

[sennenkoi]

[tatsupyon]

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tatsupyon:

A-Z of favourite characters meme                     ↳C: Ciel Phantomhive

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[petitmaitre-et-soncorbeau]

[shinzhu]

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jetzui:

| The Queen’s watchdog: Simple graphics | 

[mrpikachew]

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mrpikachew:

セバスチャン ミカエリス | 悪魔の執事

[sacramxntal]

So take a look at what you’ve done Cause baby now we got bad blood

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❝ I don’t wanna be compared with that cheap shimmer and glitter. ❞

｢♕｣- ❝cheap?❞a smile lingered on those lips as he listened to the words of hequeen's servant with a bemused expression upon his face. ah, but whowas he talking about? furthermore, had he intentions of offending thephantomhive butler? the man did not grow angry. the expression uponhis face was just that: a light air of amusement while all in alllooking contemplatively bored with anything the man had to say. theonly one's opinion he cared for was ciel, and that was only becauseof the pact, of the order. (or, so the demon told himself. thevalidity of that claim after three years of servitude and characterdevelopment betwixt the two had grown dubious.) but as for charlesgrey? he had no attachment to the man, no reason to humor the wordshe said.

the cloth used to clean the sterlingsilver cup was placed down on the table, the metal of the cupfollowing soon after wards. then in the most polite voice that couldbe mustered, he spoke again to the one who had so rudely invitedhimself into the quarters for the workers of the phatomhive estate.

❝all i said was that you are far toooverdressed to be lurking about the servant quarters, sirgrey,❞ and he smiled, of course he smiled! ❝soi must ask you make a retreat back to the party upstairs.❞

[dancing-at-the-funeralparty-dea]

[erwonmyheart]

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lawlietisawesome:

Ciel being cold is the most adorable thing ever I swear

[a-prettywhitelie]

I am no kindly prince,

Nor a beast with a gentle heart.

Insensitive, selfish, merciless.

Devilish.

This is what I am.

[tohbios-deactivated20171227]

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fuckingkuroo:

kuroshitsuji parfume

my reply goes here

[aseatreasure]

The trust of the innocent is the liar’s most useful tool.

Stephen king  (via kiraahachi)