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#thats some shit #looks like it really fucking sucks for them #nsfw

[sound of me screaming forever into the void]

#shitposting #im alive jsyk

goes to the beach, stands in the sun for three seconds, goes home with a third degree burn

#yup #queueue

idea #345: somehow invent infinite glasses so that i can have never ending sunglasses

#cons: will i ever be able to truely take them off #text #queueue

shit

#i just got pop up my nose what the fuck oh dear sweet sally save my nose #text

watch out yo krabshacks gonna gender your babies

#dash watching #karkat for biiology teach 2k16

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[Deliver to: birdbrains]

[TXT] that’s good i guess? but still i mean. [TXT] since it can still sound like it’s for me i don’t. [TXT] know that just the fact that it wasn’t meant for me helps. [TXT] because if you harbor those feelings for those reasons for someone else who’s to say you don’t also for me? [TXT] maybe i’m over reacting! idk. just hurts.

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[Deliver to: bunman]

[txt] i mean im only human and a pretty messed up one at that [txt] but i really have no hard feelings about you [txt] or really know much about you and your dads relationship to assume

#though i guess i harbor a little bit of resentment but its pretty petty and you shouldnt worry about it #windemojis

today i was out and i heard these group of kids talking about biology and what not and one of them asks who choses the babies sex and two of them said “jesus” and “satan” at the same time and it went from 0 to 100 real fuckin quick

#baby talk #?#text #okay to reblog

remembered that i forgot that i forgot.

windemojis, two seconds ago

#put roe in the shame cube #text

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[txt to: bun man: 7:30 pm] dude you havent said much to me all day whats up? i cant read your mind but i feel like i did something wrong just tell me dude

[Deliver to: birdbrains]

[TXT] it’s nothing! i just. i don’t know it’s fine don’t worry. [TXT] … [TXT] actually i don’t think it’s fine. [TXT] you know that letter meme thingy? like send me this and i’ll write a letter to x person! [TXT] was your jealousy one about me? because if it was i [TXT] i don’t know. i just. i don’t know.

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[deliver to: bun man]

[txt] it wasnt meant towards you, i mean looking back at it i guess it could be misconstued(longass word geesh) [txt] it wasnt for you dude but i dont think i should say who it was for though because she’d tear me to peices

#really though like i have no hard feelings towards you man #windemojis