Em

I can't think about anything other than the batfam rn, enter at your own risk. also follow my cosplay instagram I guess: https://www.instagram.com/cosmic_aku/

[april]

cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

[april]

having two cats essentially means you have a bug and rodent triangulation system. if they are both looking somewhere you know for damn sure there is some unauthorised fucking thing there.

[platykool]

I CANT MOVE ON </3

[iscah-sama]

I miss my wife noctis, i mis her a lot

[fandomsandfeminism]

Emily Wilson · An Uncomplicated Man

As they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my...

Nolan’s vision of the world is not quite big enough to include either real gods or real people who might be different from us.

Brutal.

[fandomsandfeminism]

"There are more female characters than in most Nolan movies, thanks to the source material."

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[zeriphi]

How romantic.

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[everythingismadeofchaos]

Hey this was a real fun little read. It's so great to find these treasures on this site

[teaboot]

We’re happy to have you!

[creativepromptsforwriting]

* kiss kiss *

#105: Use the words fireworks, kiss and midnight in your next story.

#351: "I could kiss you right now!" "You're very welcome to do it."

#399: "Kiss me or kill me, but make up your mind right now."

#412: "One kiss before we die?" "You can get the kiss when we survive, so move!"

#447: Kissing in the rain sounds romantic until one of them ends up with pneumonia.

#488: "You kissed me." "You kissed me back." "And I'm not here to apologize."

#490: "I would appreciate it, if you would kiss me right now."

#555: "If you don't kiss me, right now…" "Then what?" "Then I will have to do it myself."

#577: "Are you going to hit me if I kiss you?" "I might if you don't."

#670: The kiss cam definitely had it in for her.

#832: "Why do I feel like that dog gets more kisses than me?"

#875: "When did you find out?" "When you kissed me, probably."

#978: She was not the type of person to back down from a dare. And everything he did was daring her to kiss him.

#1002: "I can't stop thinking about kissing you." "Then do it. Get it out of your head."

#1005: "Would you kiss me for 100€?" "Sorry, but I don't have any cash on me right now." "No, I mean I would give you 100€ to kiss me." "Why would you give me money to do something I would pay money to do?"

#1008: "It was just a kiss." "I know. But does it have to be just that?"

#1010: "Let's not worry about the future. Let's just take this one kiss at a time." "I like how that sounds."

#1016: All their kisses so far had been full of anger. Too rough, too desperate. This one was their first kiss that was soft, without urgency.

#1061: "I have wanted to kiss you every time I've seen you smile." "Then why haven't you yet?"

#1080: "I can't stop thinking about kissing you." "And what are you going to do about that?"

#1087: She wanted it all. The lazy mornings in bed, the fight over which movie to watch, the bumping into each other in their small kitchen. The disagreements and the tears and the kisses and their love. For once she wanted to be selfish, and she wanted to have it all.

#1122: "Well, I did kiss you back, didn't I?"

#1128: "You really love me? This is not a prank, right? Because then I would have to punch you and I actually really want to kiss you."

#1266: "Why is your stupid face just so kissable?"

#1303: "You almost kissed me." "And you sound disappointed that I didn't."

More: Kisses Masterpost

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[mrscalculation]

MrsCalculation Fic Masterpost

I've been meaning to do this for a while, but have a masterpost! Everything is sorted by fandom, including things I've posted in the anonymous collection.

All titles link to AO3, with links to tumblr posts noted if available. As I transfer some of my one-shots to tumblr, I'll add them here!

Yuri on Ice

buzzcut season

Otabek shares a part of himself with Yuri. Yuri crumbles, but finds himself in the ruins.

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky

Rating: T

40,851 words; chapters: 11/12 (wip)

Post-canon

last dance [midquel within buzzcut season]

Otabek deals with his feelings about sex with Yuri.

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky

Rating: E

3,949 words; chapters 3/3

Post-canon; First Time; Demisexual Character

Half Life

#firstcrush. Otabek doesn't know how to react.

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky

Rating: T

1,111 words; chapters 1/1

Unrequited Love; Angst

I Will

Their love is quiet and sleepy and slow where their public personas are loud or energetic or bold. But it's felt so fragile lately.

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky

Rating: T

Words: 2,452; Chapters 1/1

Major character death; Established Relationship; Soulmate-Identifying Marks; Angst

You and Me in the Mornings

Otabek misses having early-morning not-dates at Yuri's favorite café.

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky

Rating: G

Words: 1,871; Chapters 1/1

Alternate Universe - College/University; Fluff

Wine and Dine [read on tumblr here!]

Yuri hates ice show season, but it's worth it for his last stop on the tour: Almaty.

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky

Rating: T

Words: 5,204; Chapters 1/1

Pre-relationship; Post-canon; Getting Together

And They Were Roommates

Yuuri has never had a younger brother before. Maybe that’s why he doesn’t know how to handle Phichit. He decides not to like him.

Phichit Chulanont & Katsuki Yuuri

Rating: G

3,531 words; chapters 1/1

Pre-canon; Family Dynamics

Click to Subscribe (series)

Figure skater-turned-YouTuber Viktor Nikiforov is extremely proud of his adopted younger brother, and also impressed that some of his friends are cute. As an older brother, it's his responsibility to embarrass his brother, right?

Viktor Nikiforov & Yuri Plisetsky; Katsuki Yuuri/Viktor Nikiforov

Rating: T

Works: 2/2; 8,832 words

Canon Divergence; Adoptive Family

something (g)old, something new

Yuuri had planned his retirement so that his last competition would be in Japan. It was perfect: he and Viktor could easily fly to Hasetsu directly from the competition to celebrate the end of Yuuri's competitive career among family and friends. (And perhaps, just maybe, and entirely without Yuuri’s knowledge, Viktor has enlisted Phichit’s help in planning a surprise retirement celebration for Yuuri, but that's neither here nor there... Though, of course, a last minute complication leaves Viktor on a flight to Saint Petersburg the night before they're all supposed to leave for Hasetsu, leaving Phichit with one mopey Yuuri to distract.)

Katsuki Yuuri/Viktor Nikiforov; Phichit Chulanont & Katsuki Yuuri; Phichit Chulanont & Viktor Nikiforov

Rating: G

3,225 words; chapters 1/1

Established Relationship; Post-retirement

In Case You Were Wondering

Phichit has been struggling with this dumb crush for over a month and it’s making him lose his mind. He’s had the stupid crush for well longer, just about as long as his senior career, but it only became a struggle recently.

Phichit Chulanont/Lee Seung Gil

Rating: G

3,222 words; chapters 1/1

Pre-relationship; Post-canon; Seung-gil's dog

Sadly, I Just Think That I Was Disgusting Today

Turns out, Phichit can be just as self-deprecating as Seung-gil. And Seung-gil isn’t going to stand for that.

Phichit Chulanont/Lee Seung Gil

Rating: G

2,128 words; chapters 1/1

Pre-relationship; Post-canon; Long-distance

second guess these words of mine (i always thought that i'd be fine with you)

You’re staring,” Guang Hong says, and Phichit realizes he is. But, like. He can’t help it. JJ and Isabella go up to Seung-gil, JJ boisterous as ever, and Seung-gil smiles at them. Like, it's not a huge smile, for sure. A subtle quirk of the lips up, an unfurrowing of the brow, but that’s enough.

Phichit Chulanont/Lee Seung Gil; Isabella Yang & Lee Seung Gil

Rating: G

3,874 words; chapters 1/1

Pre-relationship; Post-canon

[podfic] one of these days we'll get it right by flailingensues

Seung-gil would never admit it to Phichit's face, but he would do pretty much anything Phichit asked of him at this point. Including, but not limited to, pretending to be in a relationship with him. This is fine.

Phichit Chulanont/Lee Seung Gil

Rating: T

Podfic Length: 30 - 45 minutes; chapters 1/1

Podfic; Fake/pretend relationship; Alternate Universe - Roommates; Friends to Lovers; Fluff

we can't always be trailblazers

JJ never meant for Yuri to genuinely hate him, but he couldn't quite pinpoint the root of the problem until recently.

Jean-Jacques Leroy & Yuri Plisetsky

Rating: G

Words: 2,069; chapters 1/1

Trans Character(s); Coming Out; Misunderstandings; Post-Canon

Final Fantasy XV

is it fast enough so you can fly away?

The winter Prompto turns sixteen, his mother walks out. He calls Noctis. "Can we go for a drive?" It, unfortunately, doesn't go uphill from there.

Prompto Argentum/Noctis Lucis Caelum; Prompto Argentum & Prompto Argentum's Mother

Rating: T

Words: 16,371; chapters 1/1

Canon Divergence; Family Dynamics; Rejection of Fate; Running Away; Bittersweet Ending

it's nice to not have to kill anything [read on tumblr here!]

Of the four of them, no one would have expected Prompto to be the first to kill someone.

Prompto Argentum & Noctis Lucis Caelum; Prompto Argentum & Ignis Scientia; Prompto Argentum & Gladiolus Amicitia

Rating: T

Words: 7,362; chapters 1/1

Pre-canon; Canon-Typical Violence; Temporary Character Death; Phoenix Down Lore

Note: Creator Chose Not To Warn

Someday

Noctis, an old airport overlook, and the people who help him feel alive over the years.

Noctis Lucis Caelum & Ignis Scientia; Noctis Lucis Caelum & Gladiolus Amicitia; Noctis Lucis Caelum & Prompto Argentum; Noctis Lucis Caelum & Prompto Argentum & Ignis Scientia & Gladiolus Amicitia

Rating: G

Words: 2,338; chapters 1/1

Pre-Canon; Worldbuilding; POV Alternating

...and being clever never got me very far

Ignis (almost) dances. Prompto watches.

Prompto Argentum/Ignis Scientia

Rating: T

Words: 3,415; chapters 1/1

Canon Compliant; 5+1; background unrequited ignoct

Note: Creator Chose Not To Warn

Oh, I've Been Watching How You Behave

...not much like a lover, more like a slave.

Noctis Lucis Caelum/Ignis Scientia

Rating: T

Words: 3,467; chapters 1/1

One-sided Attraction; Unrequited Love

Note: Creator Chose Not To Warn

Start Now [read on tumblr here!]

Ignis finally reaches for Noctis.

Noctis Lucis Caelum/Ignis Scientia

Rating: G

Words: 4,103; chapters 1/1

Jealous Noctis Lucis Caelum; Oblivious Ignis Scientia; Bittersweet Ending; Canon Compliant

Note: Creator Chose Not To Warn

Sonic the Hedgehog

LIVE ACTION

Next Thing You Know

"You'll be out that day? For what?" Stone blinks at him. "It's my partner's birthday, sir." "Unfortunate. Reschedule." Or: Stone gets married. Robotnik is normal about it.

Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik/Agent Stone; Agent Stone/Original Character

Rating: T

Words: 2,299; chapters 2/2

Movie-verse; Pre-Canon; Jealous Robotnik

[Series] something has to make you run (works 3/4) includes:

1. tell a tale of a grace that's [not] her own

"Maria thinks her parents both died in an accident. I could not bear to tell her that she was not worth surviving for." Or: In the months before Maria's death, Gerald tries to do right by Shadow. It doesn't stick.

Gerald Robotnik & Shadow the Hedgehog; Gerald Robotnik & Maria Robotnik; Maria Robotnik & Shadow the Hedgehog

Rating: G

Words: 2,245; chapters 1/1

Movie-verse; Pre-canon; Manipulative Gerald Robotnik

Note: Creator Chose Not To Warn

2. no soft lights to enchant me

"I miss the doctor, Tails." Or: In the months following the Eclipse Cannon incident, Tails realizes that Stone is hiding. And hurting.

Miles "Tails" Prower & Agent Stone; Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik/Agent Stone (implied)

Rating: G

Words: 3,793; chapters 1/1

Movie-verse; Post-Canon

3. into the quiet i am bound

Another flash. It's familiar, that instant of brilliant red-orange, and Knuckles is starting to suspect why. Or: Shadow wants to make sure Tom is okay. Knuckles notices.

Knuckles the Echidna & Shadow the Hedgehog; Knuckles the Echidna & Miles "Tails" Prower & Sonic the Hedgehog; Knuckles the Echidna & Tom Wachowski

Rating: G

Words: 2,996; chapters 1/1

Movie-verse; Post-Canon, Protective Knuckles the Echidna

ALL MEDIA TYPES

vows at the wake

Between one shuddering breath and the next, Maria appears. Or: Shadow is captured.

Maria Robotnik & Shadow the Hedgehog; Rouge the Bat & Shadow the Hedgehog; Shadow the Hedgehog/Sonic the Hedgehog

Rating: T

Words: 5,875; chapters 1/1

POV Multiple; Implied Medical Experimentation; Non-Graphic References to Torture; Hallucinations; Rescue Mission; Pre-Relationship

Note: Creator Chose Not To Warn

Hades Game

In the Deep

Thanatos has just left one of their competitions in Elysium, in which Zagreus had been overwhelmingly victorious, when he feels Zagreus’s urgent pull at him. For a brief moment, Thanatos panics. Zagreus had been in perfectly good form when Thanatos had left, barely a scratch on him. Something must be amiss indeed for Zagreus to be calling him so soon. It's not what he expects.

Thanatos/Zagreus

Rating: G

Words: 1,063 ; chapters 1/1

Pre-Relationship; Fishing

Just Once More

Achilles is tasked with guarding Zagreus through his heats.

Achilles/Zagreus

Rating: E

Words: 5,643; chapters 1/1

Kinktober 2025; Omegaverse

Note: Creator Chose Not To Warn

The Queen's Thief (by Megan Whalen Turner)

Rumour Mill [read on tumblr here!]

"Did you know?" "Did I know what?" "The nature of Costis and Kamet's relationship. Did you anticipate that?"

Kamet/Costis Ormentiedes

Rating: G

Words: 1,024; chapters 1/1

Post-Canon; Court Gossip

Marvel (Captain America Movies)

(don't read these they're bad)

unwanted stories

Barnes tells Sam and Steve about his time with Hydra. This time it's from Steve's point of view.

James "Bucky" Barnes & Steve Rogers

Rating: G

Words: 3,753; chapters 1/1

Post-Canon; Court Gossip

Simple and Clean

Bucky just really enjoyed cleaning. Sometimes he put off stressful, usually more important, parts of his life to clean. Which is why now, instead of writing his dissertation, Bucky was scrubbing the bathtub floor on his hands and knees with his naked ass in the air.

James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers

Rating: G

Words: 1,516; chapters 1/1

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting; Alternate Universe - No Powers; Non-sexual Nudity

[Series] You Know Where to Find Me (works 2/?) includes:

1. Don’t Mistake My Charity for What It Is, Don’t Mistake My Open Arms for What They Are

It starts with a shadow and an impossible shot, a shot that definitely wasn’t from his sniper. Bucky doesn't fall from the train, but dies with Schmidt on the Valkyrie.

James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers

Rating: T

Words: 23,144; chapters 12/12

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Tinder (bear with me)

2. A Deep Need to Be Needed, Necessary

The first time he sees him, he’s sitting alone in a pub, thinking that maybe, just maybe, he’s alive after all. He sees a shadow of a man who looks just like him but somehow dirtier, even more destroyed, and altogether more terrifying. No one else in the pub pays much attention to him as he seats himself alone with an already-empty glass.It starts with a shadow and an impossible shot, a shot that definitely wasn’t from his sniper. Bucky doesn't fall from the train, but dies with Schmidt on the Valkyrie.

James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers

Rating: T

Words: 17,296; chapters 6/6

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Identity Issues; Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

[sakuranightmarez]

Noctis: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Prompto: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to run.

Noctis: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[sakuranightmarez]

[jepzer0]

Prompto loves to dress up in fun clothes when he has the time and the energy. But because Noctis and the others only ever see him really during school time at first, when he's just wearing school uniform, they don't know this about him. So the first time that Noctis and Prompto meet up outside of school, Noctis is dressed casual as fuck cause they're just planning to stay in a play video games. But then Prompto turns up dressed to the fucking max, cropped tank top and patchwork trousers, wearing eyeliner, three necklaces hanging round his neck, rings on his fingers with the nails painted and earrings in his ears that Noctis never knew were pierced in the first place. Cue Noctis not knowing what the fuck to say cause his best friend looks fucking cool, and Ignis and Gladio laughing at him in the background and telling Prompto that he looked good, whilst Prompto is just confused cause he didn't realise that this was the first time the others had seen him dressed like this before.

[kaciart]

Trick or Treat!

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Patreon | Ko-Fi

[explodebeam]

promptis in 2025 who else is with me

[jepzer0]

I love the idea of promptis getting together in the dumbest way possible. Like prompto being exhausted after a long day and just forgetting that noctis doesn't know he's head over heals for him and so he kisses him goodbye before he gets out the car and goes inside, leaving a stunned and flustered noctis sitting in the back of the car with ignis and gladio giving him looks knowing looks as he processes what happened. And prompto doesn't even realise cause he's that tired. He just collapses onto his bed as soon as he gets in and sleeps way into the next morning where he wakes up to a series of texts from noctis, ignis and gladio and then realises what he did.

[cathrt1c]

Chocobro memes I made because I’m reverting back to my 2018 interests

[lemon-plort]

Drew some XV and XIV stuff at pottery painting the other day :)

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