Sakura Nightmares

Meadz (She/Her) Ao3: errarevox 30+ Fandom Cheerleader & House Spouse 🚫 AI

[sakuranightmarez]

Hi, I'm Meadz! I'm an upper 30-yr old disabled House Spouse (think housewife with a lady partner) who blogs a lot of random fandom and text things.

My current fandoms are: -FFXV -FFVII -Resident Evil -Hannibal (NBC)

I also have a cat. Behold Bagel! He's FIV positive and a wild child.

You can also find me on bsky & dreamwidth 💚

[manicpixienitemaregirl]

Idk who OP is but yeah

[schattenhonig]

When we're eating the rich, make sure no one goes hungry.

[segamascott]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is true but I'm gonna be controversial for a second and say that I feel bad for jocks who get hit with The Injury™️too. The Injury™️ fucking sucks, man. Having something that everyone praised you for when you were young suddenly betray you and having to grapple with both a sudden loss of ability (whether it's something that can be recovered from or not) and figure out what your future looks like now that the one you had imagined for yourself (whether it was actually realistic or not) feels like it's been snatched away is brutal.

[evilwriter37]

Yeah, like, maybe we shouldn't be shaming/making fun of people for either of these things!

[altocat]

You are just a Sefikura larper. No true sefikura fan claims you.

If you truly liked sefikura, you won't ship Het ships like Cloti and Zerith. It doesn't make sense.

You are just looking for attention from Sefikura shippers 😡😡

Calling Cloud gay then starts to ship with Tifa who is a woman 🤡 Truly a fake fan of Sefikura

....orrrrr I just enjoy all the different dynamics that come with each individual pairing? And I don't particularly see the need to treat shipping like sports teams where we have to express blind cult like devotion to one over all. Life is all about variety.

Also Cloud is living proof that bisexual people do in fact exist. Shocking, I know.

[nananarina]

I don't usually engage with this kind of content because this is clearly a troll, and I am really sorry that Alto needs to periodically deal with this kind of Bullshit.

But: This ask is Biphobic. And it is triggering. At least for me. I am not here on the Internet to explain the why and the hows.

One thing is liking a ship, another is implying that because you ship someone with a woman you cannot ship that someone with a man and viceversa. It Is Biphobia 101.

Fandom is a safe space and there are a good amount of queer people between our ranks, please think about who's going to read whatever you send online.

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[389]

[importantcatpics]

[rottenpumpkin13]

Headcanon that, because of the Jenova cell link, Sephiroth basically has a permanent, high-def satellite feed wired directly into Cloud’s mind. Which is why he never needs to wonder where Cloud is, just tune into Cloud Cam™ via remote viewing.

Sephiroth: It’s been four days. He should have crossed the continent by now. What is delaying him? Is he honing his blade? Accumulating Materia? Facing a trial of spirit?

*Sephiroth closes his eyes and drops directly into Cloud’s pov—driving a buggy down a dusty road*

*Yuffie is in the passenger seat, blowing aggressively into a plastic kazoo with full lung capacity (BZZZT! BZZZZT! BZZT!)*

Vincent: Giving the child a noise-maker was the worst possible decision you could have made.

Cid: Shut up, ya walking Halloween decoration! Kids need musical instruments! When I was her age, I had a harmonica!

Vincent: At her age, I was trained in professional assassination and respecting my elders.

Cid: Yeah, and look how you turned out. You sleep in a box.

*Yuffie continues to blow the kazoo while Cid and Vincent argue loudly*

*Barret pulls out a metal hip flask and takes a long swig*

Tifa, gasping: Barret! You swore to me you were cutting back while we’re on duty!

Aerith: Can I have some

Tifa: What if we get ambushed by a monster right now!? You can’t be intoxicated!

Aerith: Can I have some

Cait Sith: 🎶 587 bottles of beer on the wall, 587 bottles of beer! Take one down and pass it around, 586 bottles of beer on the wall! 586 bottles of beer on the wall, 586 bottles of beer—

*Yuffie keeps blowing her kazoo, Cid and Vincent continue to argue, and Tifa is still ranting while Barret chugs the alcohol*

Aerith: Can I have some

Red: ....Cloud, you’re going the wrong way.

Cloud: I’m not, I’m looking for a ditch to drive into.

*Sephiroth opens his eyes, severs the link, and stares blankly into the abyss*

[suuugarsu]

[99hunters]

[sugar-petals]

scientists want you to know ✅

[sanattyskitchen]

practice!

[prismaticpichu]

I like that Zack Fair is both so unapologetically himself that he’d wear mismatched socks in public and not give a damn while also wearing socks with dinosaurs and Elfadunks on them because that’s what‘s expected from someone like him, and he can’t just stop fronting as the cheerful pup for the sake of all the other folks who look up to his high spirits and energy.

It must be quite the grapple.

[mildlylethalsergeant]

tbh I think angeal has dad sneezes. atrociously loud sneezes that are loud enough to literally cause the fabric of spacetime to collapse. idk it just makes sense for him to sneeze like a dad. he probably does even more dad stuff like fall asleep in his armchair while watching tv and snoring with his mouth wide open or reaching his hand into the backseat when someone opens a bag of literally anything

[furious-pastel-pink]

He DOES do all of this

[rottenpumpkin13]

Can I get some of Zakkura fluff? :D

Don’t have to ask me twice 🫡 Idk how to do tooth-rotting fluff though, so behold—

Zack: Cloud, buddy, good news!

*Zack slaps a printed PDF onto Cloud’s lap*

Zack: Read this.

Cloud: If this is another petition to put a soft-serve ice cream machine in the armory, I’m not signing it.

Zack: It’s better than ice cream! Kunsel just pulled up the Executive Benefits Clause! Apparently, married military personnel get a thirty percent stipend bonus, double the hazard pay, and a private two-bedroom suite with a balcony!

Cloud: For the last time, no. We’re not getting married for the benefits.

Zack: Why not!? It’s free money! We just turn in the paperwork, get the keys to the apartment, and boom—we’re swimming in Shinra credits!

Cloud: Because it’s fraud! If Angeal doesn’t kill you, the Shinra Accounting Department will.

Zack: Man, the higher-ups don’t care! They’re not gonna audit our souls! They’re just gonna see two handsome, hardworking guys who fell in love in the line of duty.

Cloud: You do realize that to keep those benefits, the marriage has to be legally binding, right? As long as you work for Shinra—which, knowing your contract, is for the rest of your natural life— we have to stay married.

Zack: Yeah? So?

Cloud: So we’d be married forever.

Zack: And?

Cloud: And we’d be forced to go through with actual, total domestic commitment. We’d have to move in together. The Turks do random spousal compliance checks to prevent benefit abuse, which means we’d have to share a bedroom. We’d have to split household chores. We’d have to buy matching couch cushions. We’d end up adopting a stray cat from the slums just to make the marriage look authentic. In thirty years, when we retire, we’d be stuck in a seaside cottage in Costa del Sol, sitting on the porch, taking care of cats and arguing about whose turn it is to make the morning tea.

*Zack, enamored, takes Cloud’s hand*

Zack: Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Cloud: ZACK—

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

[sakuranightmarez]