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[laurenillustrated]

Mystery Inc. meet Holmes and Watson!

I am having a lot of fun with this Victorian Scooby Doo au!!

[billlinguini]

bro HOW am i supposed to stop thinking about her she's literally the beautifullest woman on the planet

[m0nacrose]

First post who know me

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[roowhat]

Good Ending AU - Drunk

@moondolldreeams

I just think it's really funny to see them flirting and Jax being a bundle of nerves, even though they're married.

[katfishcomsfw]

What are you doing, little jester?

[kingoftheu]

[arkhamguard]

What she could've had

[selene1311-f]

Anybody trying to separate transmasc and nonbinary people from the trans community is my enemy; I don't fucking care what the excuse is, take it and shove it up your fucking ass.

Transmasc people belong in the trans community.

Nonbinary people belong in the trans community.

Frankly anybody suffering discrimination for not performing gender the way cis people expect them to belongs in the trans community.

If you try to separate them, to pry them off and build a "community" for transfem people only, fuck you; I'll have no part of it. Not cause I'm spineless, not because I'm some fucking doormat, but because I fucking LOVE THEM, and I don't WANT a space without them.

Grow tf up, we need to be good sisters to them.

EDIT: I've realized I'm not a binary trans woman; I'm something else. She/They/It for now, probably gonna pick up some neopronouns once I figure things out. Hella love to my nonbinary and transmasc siblings, yall helped me realize femininity is not where my gender ends. I love you all <3

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[what-even-is-thiss]

Executive dysfunction is when there’s gas in the tank but no fuse. Either that or the engine is fine but the breaks don’t work. Or somehow both.

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[whatagrump]

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

[galaxycepheus]

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

[galaxycepheus]

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

[rainofthestorm]

when they say "for the children", almost universally they in fact actually mean "for [controlling] the children"

[depsidase]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[maluskrow]

[jakebakingbaconpancakes]

With everything that happened in episode 9, that moment with Pomni confronting abstracted Jax in the hallway got sidelined a bit and today I think it just really hit me how... intimate it was

Pomni is shooting with the same gun Jax gave her, using the same skills he taught her, both of them in the same hallway when they first connected.

And they could've done this confrontation differently, but they didn't. They chose this scene with the #TeamBadGuys callback, and I'm just here crying like wtf

Whether their relationship was romantic or platonic, it's an undeniable fact that Jax and Pomni fucking loved each other

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]