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changed username and temporarily pinning that for anyone who may be confused- cryptid-brainrot-o7 —> cosmic-hypnotic

happy technos birthday!!

done for @visemes for the voicesfortheblade event with prompt being techno & his pets in space. I went for a kind of different vibe, hope you like it!

#scheduled post #voices for the blade #voices for the blade 2026 #I use this account three times a year and two of them are for this event #scheduling this for just before I got to sleep because I can’t look at it any longer #cryptid’s art tag #technoblade #technoblade fanart #I picked a cotton candy palette and vagus shaker charm vibes because otherwise #I would just make a phm au and there were already a few of those in the event #okay goodnight

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the second piece for @voicesfortheblade

for @cosmic-hypnotic :) they wanted something about secret identity hehe

#voicesfortheblade #love it sm

a piece done for the @voicesfortheblade fundraiser! prompter wanted scar and techno, and so I went for fun dynamic poses

#cryptid’s art tag #voicesfortheblade #technoblade #goodtimeswithscar #mcyt #it’s actually still may 31st in my time zone but it’s june 1st in others so #yay posting #I got shockingly busy and was worried I wouldn’t finish in time because I’ve had zero time to draw #but I got it!#and happy birthday techno

done for a secret santa exchange and I needed it desperately on my blog

#cryptid’s art tag #bibble #hellmo

isafrin kiss commission for @circusfable !! had much fun making them smooch, almost happy I waited to post so this can be my first art post of 2025

#cryptid’s art tag #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat isabeau #isafrin #gay people

another commission for @splish--splash--sploosh, but this time odisafrin! more propaganda. play this game, consider the ship

#cryptid’s art tag #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat odile #isat isabeau #isafrin #sifdile #odisafrin #isat spoilers #i guesssss?? cause colours #polycule win

based on the fact that astarion becomes my ranged fighter in like. every run. despite being a rogue

#cryptid’s art tag #queue #baldur's gate 3 #astarion acunin #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 astarion #baldur’s gate 3 fanart #archer #I got this signed and gave a print of it to neil newbon so it is special to me #even if it’s eh

this is propaganda. everyone play in stars and time

#queue #happy november #cryptid’s art tag #isat #isat siffrin #I don’t wanna main tag this really it’s kind of a shit post #especially because of the colour #isat spoilers #not. even #siffrin fanart #isat fanart

booping season is back

#boop. boop boop. boop.#cryptid speaks

scarian commission for @splish--splash--minecraft of their tiny apartment au!! please go check out his writing it’s so good

#mcyt #goodtimeswithscar #grian #scarian #I’ve completely forgotten how to tag #also yes this was inspired by/referenced the ace attorney post if you know it #tiny apartment au #uhh #desert duo #cryptid’s art tag #haven’t posted on the mcyt art blog in forever hi gang hope there’s nothing embarrassing in my post history #commission #hermitshipping

cosmic-hypnotic

you know. the whole "where I come from, people only have one life" thing with techno actually makes the fanon dynamic of emerald duo a hundred times funnier. assuming the three lives thing applies most other places as well, or at least multi-life systems.

cause phil's like still virtually immortal, right? cause of being married to the goddess of death and all that. and he hangs out with this guy. this guy who looks like a pig and fights really really well and constantly says the line "technoblade never dies", which is not only an indication of immortality but it's also in third person which makes it just so much more official. and his motto is 'blood for the blood god', which means godhood is implied. plus the thing with the potatoes. really, what's up with the potatoes. but immortals are weird, they have weird hobbies with all that free time. So clearly he must also be immortal, right?

come to find out he is actually worse off than anyone else by only having one canon life and has survived thus far purely because he is (ahem) doomsday-is-coming-tomorrow level prepared at all times. like seriously, why does this guy have so many supplies? are that many skulls really necessary? and what is with the potatoes? you actually have a limited lifetime why are you spending it on potatoes.

why would an immortal-possibly-also-a-god guy be hanging out with someone who's actually even less than what is considered mortal? did he just find him in a dumpster? who adopted who in this scenario? who picked who up by the scruff of their neck and went 'okay you're coming with me' and then left? either way it's odd.

like yeah this information from the stream has angsty connotations for like everyone involved but I just find the potential for the humour here infinite

cosmic-hypnotic

happy 2+ years to this post

#and happy 25th birthday technoblade #(late but I forgot the log in for this account)