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ily bitch /lh -Harpi
ily too bitch <3 /lh
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Heey! Ya boi is doing Goretober this year! This is my own list, you can use it if you want, and I would love it if you ping me and use the tag I'm putting below when you do! There is gonna be respectful warnings on each day so yay! Most of these are going to be fanart-related, but I'll have ocs here too! See you tomorrow ;)
do you agree that creepers have toe beans
y e s
I just saw this post+ thing and just so all of you know and I make this very clear. I am never, ever gonna use that?? It's literally useless to me? Like..why would I make yall pay for my posts when I can make commissions?? By the way, I'm not bashing anyone who will/has used it, but just my opinion man, I just hate how sites are putting paywalls behind shit now. Not only that, fanartists and fanfic writers will get in a shit ton of legal trouble I think because of copyright??? Idk, just my two cents man.
Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao
Now to find a way to discreetly transport this entire drawer to the other side of the building...
Today went well overall. Lots of great conversations took place alongside some... very silly ones lmao.
Here are some highlights from this morning’s lesson:
Me: *removes the wooden dicks from my bag and slaps them on the table*
Students collectively: o_O
That one student: nice
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Me: *demonstrating how to put on a condom*
Also me: *puts it on wrong the first time, even though I practiced twice beforehand* So everyone, here we see what not to do. Let’s try that again
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Me: *finished demonstration, holding a sheathed wooden dick* so what questions do we have about condoms before I unleash you all to practice on the models?
Student: *raises hand* yeah, I’m wondering how you’re feeling about your life choices up until this point?
Me: o-o
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Student 1: *raises hand* miss, why are the condoms so... slimy?
Me: thats lubricant, it helps get rid of friction that might cause discomfort during intercourse.
Student 2: *raises hand* can you use lube on a slip and slide?
Me: *genuinely considering the possibility*
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*during a conversation about excuses people have heard for not wearing condoms*
Student 1: I had a guy tell me he was too big to fit in a condom
Me: *opens a condom, puts entire forearm inside and pulls it up to my elbow* here’s why that’s not true
Student 2: I once saw a video of somebody that put an entire watermelon in a condom before, so unless that dude’s got a watermelon shlong, that’s cap.
Me: *slowly losing composure behind my mask* you have the right idea, but let’s refrain from using the word ‘shlong’ in class, please.
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Me: what are some ideas of things we can say to people who try to pressure you into having unprotected sex?
Student 1: tell them you don’t want their penis cooties!!
Student 2: penis cooties? Pretty sure that’s just herpes
Me, internally: like... you’re not wrong
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Me: alright everyone, time to return the wooden models up front. Remove the condoms by firmly grasping the base of the model and sliding it off. Don’t forget to throw it away please!
Student 1: FIRMLY GRASP IT
Student 2: idk if I can return it now, miss. I’ve become attached to mine(the wooden dick)
Student 3: yeah, most men are
Me: *trying to keep a straight face*
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Student 1: miss, why are the wooden dicks so shiny when you take the condom off
Me: oh, that’s just the lubricant from the condom.
Student 2: so you know you put the condom on right if your dick is shiny after?
Student 3: yeah! If your dick is shiny, you’re doing it right
Me: *trying to keep my composure pt. 36716159* uh, yeah that’s not necessarily the case. You see, these models are wooden. Penises are not.
Student 3: then why is it called morning wood?
Me: *internally self destructs*
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Me: *casually wiping off the lube from wooden dicks w/ a paper towel before returning them to my bag* so what questions do we have about the use of contraception?
Student: miss can you please not make eye contact with us while you do that?
IM CACKILING
I LOVE TEACHERBLR
BEATUIFUL I WOULD DEF BE THIS TEACHER
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So..hi! It's been a while, hasn't it! ^^'
Sorry for leaving you all for so long! I've been so busy I completely forgot this account existed! Now that I have a new computer and remembered the password here, I promise I'll be way more active! That means this account is getting a huge revamp. New user, new appearance, and a new Art Tag! And uh..better art skills So uh...I'll see you all soon! :D
trying to prove a point to the boys at school
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
*likes* *reads it* *vigorously unlikes and reblogs*
*unliked and reblogged angrily*
look at all this green
makes this trans boy so happy
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
i AM a real man
make sure to REBLOG and NOT like this post :)
Nooooo I didn’t mean to like ittttttt ahhhhddhhh.tuduhehemeh
REBLOGE NO LIKE
REBLOGE NO LIKE!! !
I AM A REAL MAN YOU FUCKERS!!!
Well, I’m a real man, so reblogged it is
As a trans guy myself, need reblogg
So I redrew a pic that Sean reblogged in 2018, during egoartweek surprises me to this d a y If you want to see the original cringe, click keep reading
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!
along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the nb spectrum!
Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you
Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.
reblog if your name isn't Hans.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
3,531,544 non-Han’s
5,943,343 non-Han’s
Wait- wasnt this exact post about people who are not ashley??? Whatever, i am neither hans nor am i ashley, soooooo
This post must have been from the editable posts era
(I’m not Ashley OR Hans sooooo)
huh. i’ve seen an almost exact replica of this but for amanda…
if you scroll and your name isnt hans, you are dead to me
If you reblog and your name is Hans, you are dead to me.
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
I am not gonna risk it
H e. A m a n