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Meme Queen | she/her | 😎

[msunitedstatesjames]

I like to imagine that Iron Bull was so nonchalant after those dudes attempted to assassinate him that nobody even bothered to report it to Cullen. You know, the guy who’s in charge of the defense of Skyhold.

Cullen is just walking the battlements when he stumbles upon the dead body of the first assassin. And he’s like, “Why is there a dead body lying in the middle of the battlements?”

And one of the random scouts/soldiers who’s always hanging out there goes, “Oh, that’s one of the guys who tried to assassinate Iron Bull.”

And Cullen is just like:

[everythingstarstuff]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mooonbride]

You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????

[catchymemes]

[omghotmemes]

[meanplastic]

GIRL I-

[captainnotamurderer-deactivated]

[benditlikekorra]

[x] Bonus:

[thenordroom]

Scandinavian studio apartment

THENORDROOM.COM - INSTAGRAM - PINTEREST - FACEBOOK

[normal-horoscopes]

[STRIKES MY WIZARD STAFF ON THE GROUND AND IMMEDEATELY DUCKS BEHIND A ROCK]

[normal-horoscopes]

[THERES A FLASH OF LIGHT AND THE RITUAL CHAMBER IS COVERED IN SPAGHETTI]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I OPEN MY GRIMOIRE AND MAKE ANOTHER TALLY UNDER THE COLUMN LABELLED "SPAGHETTI"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[THE OTHER COLUMN IS MARKED "SUMERIAN HARVEST GOD" AND IS COMPLETELY BLANK]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I NOD GRAVELY REVERSE THE STAFF AND TRY AGAIN]

[normal-horoscopes]

[ITS PESTO SAUCE THIS TIME]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I START A NEW COLUMN IN THE GRIMOIRE]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brunhiddensmusings]

we paid for public services, we want those public services to be accessable to us we also paid for a shitload of bombs and corporate bonuses, but the people recieving that ‘free stuff’ seem to be fine with it only when it goes to them, not to the needy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[miamitu-illust]

I uhh redrew Zuko as the girl laying by the pool meme, someone help me find a funny caption

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[sweatbox-deactivated20230205]

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham

[zvaigzdelasas]

[whitepeopletwitter]