COSMIC

❝ TWENTY ↱ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏᴄꜱ' ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ❞

[cosmicallymundane]

if i was famous, i would ask my fanbase to write fics for the dead fandoms im in

[wowthatsextra]

Sometimes i think about how Jack's mother is Stevie who was married to Conrad whose son is Daniel whose mother is Victoria whose daughter is Charlotte whose father is David whose daughter is Amanda Clarke aka Emily Thorne. And how the two people Jack married went by both Amanda and Emily, one of whom had his child and the other was the godmother.

Also the two people Emily married

were kinda sorta stepbrothers because both of their mothers were married to Conrad

were both with Margaux at some point and one of them fathered her child

the same one she shared a sibling with, and

said sibling almost had a child with the half-sibling of Emily's other husband.

You know, such a fun family tree.

[cosmicallymundane]

im glad 3 other people see my vision too

[cosmicallymundane]

i don't get people who continuously post about how paralives is NOTHING like the sims franchise, and we shouldn't compare the two because they're two very different entities and one won't outperform the other. BUT. in that SAME BREATH. complain that paralives style / game mechanics / literally anything, isn't like The Sims and it's somehow a scam because of it.

it's! so! silly!!!!

[cosmicallymundane]

im torn between actually reading percy jackson for the first time or this new sapphic vampire book thats coming out in a couple days. 😭

[cosmicallymundane]

MY MUFFINS EXPLODED :((

[cosmicallymundane]

"do you have a rewards phone number with us?"

"no...."

"oka—"

"but i have a phone number with you guys."

[cosmicallymundane]

did mary forgive judas

[wowthatsextra]

Book 3 Percabeth is insane like 😭 in "We Visit the Junkyard of the Gods" Percy spent three paragraphs talking about how Aphrodite was the most beautiful woman he's ever seen and the fourth paragraph started with "she looked like Annabeth"

[cosmicallymundane]

quick doodle while im trying to decide how to clothe my oc bc i just. cannot do the green hoodie anymore. its ruined for me :,) i might try to lean into baggy clothing again but with a cardigan and also some chunky jewelry — i think i'll keep this necklace tho as a gift from his girlfriend, viv.

and credits to the artist mellon_soup (tiktok) for the pose!

[its-arson-time]

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

[cosmicallymundane]

the ICK i feel when i read a grown man calling the fmc "baby" or "princess"

also when i read anyone referring to somebody as "sweetie"

PLEASE JUST KILL ME INSTEAD

[cosmicallymundane]

why am i only getting criminal mind tiktoks WITHOUT penelope???? THAT IS MY WIFE! WHERE IS SHE?

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[bloodandglittertastessobitter]

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

[whatevercomestomymind]

Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome

[cosmicallymundane]

im trying to get through an article about attachment styles (specifically disorganized & anxious) and i cannot stand the writer using "he or she" instead of "them" IT'S LESS CLUNKY Y'ALL PLEASE 🙏

[cosmicallymundane]

I WANT TO READ IT SO BADLY </3

[cosmicallymundane]

KARLACH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD BUT PLEASE DO NOT EAT DIRT WHEN I ASK YOU TO STAY AT CAMP !!!