Cosmic Dark Mind

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[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[lasheeda]

“Wendigo” Dark Art by Vollelune

[micdotcom]

‘Time’ magazine cover shows the White House taken over by the Kremlin

[lovebritney]

BRITNEY SPEARS | OOPS!…I DID IT AGAIN

The Singles

[imdeletingsoon-deactivated20130]

[antoniporowski]

Family Member: “Wow you actually came out of your room”

Me: “WOOeeoww YUO aCtuaLLy cAm3 UOt oF YouR rooM”

[pictures-of-luxury]

[mr-no-fairy-deactivated20190722]

MY BALLOONS CAME IN

[zoomine]

[myonlyphenomenon]

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

[dont-kill-the-kennedys]

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

[avesatanaa]

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

[norulesnobras]

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[lesser-flamingo]

i didnt see the “had a dream” part, thought this was just a cryptic surrealist post for the modern era

[azealiabanksy]

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

[azealiabanksy]

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

[australianbeyonce]

[cocaineteas]

A visual representation of me getting anon hate…

[keep-calm-and-love-gays-deactiv]

[keep-calm-and-love-gays-deactiv]

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

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