Aspiring to still be alive next week

He/Him, poly, "not straight but idk," 1996, my target demographic is me, the rest of you... idk why you're here. DM for nsfw blog

[beardedmrbean]

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[toskarin]

guy: it sucks that the train back is such a long ride

his friend who is trying to get him to wear foot shaped shoes with toes but is taking it slow: it does

[toskarin]

how much simpler can I possibly make it

[transarsonist]

Hey what's outside the bounds of that screenshot

[toskarin]

the image contains only the information inside of it

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[memewhore]

[swagophile]

girl who treats transition like a fandom: hehe i love my cute blahaj and my sockies abd my [INSERT COMMUNITY SIGNIFIER] hehe. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like an ideology: bodies and identities are simply canvases we choose to project our beliefs onto. i am asserting my right to self determination. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like a religion: a Body is a Vessel. And a Vessel is Shaped by the Reflections inside a Mirror. A Girl is a Mirror. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like an elite social club only she and her friends are invited to: snrrrk. cissies think they could ever have a fraction of what we have. its pathetic really. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like a karmic punishment: why did i have to be born in the wrong body oh my god i hate myself so much. im doomed. lets get naked and have sex but we have to keep the lights off or ill start crying

girl who treats transition like a sex thing: hey you guys wanna play ape escape 2? i fucking love that game

[byjove]

[kiioki11]

Typing at the speed of sound

[werecreature-addicted]

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

[kaijuno]

[pixelmason]

Shibari

[autistic-dazai]

it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

[jupitersmoon167]

[my-saved-resources]

[autistic-dazai]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

[demifiendcruithne]

tumblr can have little an assassinate. as a treat

[mg-xcitement]

i accepted this as an intentional part of the post because i’ve been on tumblr since 2013 and we used to just unironically talk like that all the time

[ralfmaximus]

Do a heckin assassinate

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[animentality]

[contact-guy]

I never watched BBC Sherlock or engaged in the fandom and being into original Sherlock Holmes in the year 2024 feels like frolicking in a meadow that’s grown up over a battlefield. Occasionally a war weary veteran with shadows in their eyes will find me. “Don’t you know what happened in this place?” they ask me. “I literally don’t,” I reply, and go back to drawing guys from 1895.

[geeoharee]

[hollyevolving]

yeah that's gonna become a heritage post up there with "decay is an extant form of life"

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

whoever wrote this headline really needed to get it out of their system

[achesspiece]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

[achesspiece]

um. you probably should not mix these activities

[achesspiece]