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there are two types of “celebrities on tumblr” reactions to the goncharov phenomenon, and that’s newly arrived lynda carter gleefully playing along with the bit and having a grand old time, and then poor, exasperated neil gaiman receiving dozens upon dozens of goncharov asks every hour and just wanting everyone to please, just get their fake movie off of his lawn

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good news!

YES, thank you for letting me know! I was hoping it would end up like this :D

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Goncharov (1973)

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Goncharov (1973) this, the original Goncharov book series that, what about Gonczarów (1966) the black-and-white six-episode Polish miniseries

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Okay, I've run out of time but here's my (non)comprehensive breakdown of Goncharov (1973) after two hours of scrolling the tag. Tag me in stuff you think should be added here, or send them my way otherwise. Especially if you find the original posts for any of these facts!

(Note for the uninitiated: This is about the fake film Goncharov (1973) that we as a collective came up with, feel free to come up with your own crazy ideas about the film. It is not real, we're all just enjoying ourselves.)

(Edit 22/11/2022: Reorganized some stuff and added new tidbits)

Basics:

Goncharov (1973) Written & Directed by Matteo JWHJ0715 Produced by Domenico Procacci Directed/Produced by Martin Scorsese Composed by Alexander Lasaranko (by @we-arerevolutionary here)

Originally had a 9 hour long director's cut Original film was about 3 and a half hours long.

Trailer (by @tiggymalvern here)

Returning to theaters for a limited time (by @huffy-the-bicycle-slayer here) 40th Anniversary Restoration (by @jpegchacek here) 50th Anniversary Remake (by @weijiangling here) -Starring Adam Driver, Florence Pugh, Misha Collins Remastered & Restored in 4k (by @dollopheadsandclotpoles here)

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fun fact: in the 70s, Sesame Street parodied Goncharov as "Gotcha-Clock", in a segment designed to teach telling time

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completely platonic cigarette lighting with the worstie while u nurse a broken rib

🚬 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🚬

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From Netflix's JWHJ 0715

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What we know about Goncharov’s mysterious director, Matteo JWHJ 0715 and his tragic, yet fascinating life.

He was born as Matteo Di Sciocchezze to a poor catholic farming family on November 5th, 1938, in Torre del Greco, just outside of Naples, during the fascist Mussolini regime.

It is rumored that the Sciocchezzes were heavily indebted to the Russian-Italian Chmerkovskiy crime family, after they bought a surplus of inventory from Matteo’s father’s cheese-making business when they weren’t able to sell off the excess supply.

His older brother Macareo was killed by German Nazis during WW2, causing him to have an intense hatred of Nazism and fascism, which would later be themes in his work.

Self-identified as bisexual in his teens but was shunned by his family. He would later join Fuori!, or “Out!”, the first homosexual organization in Italy, in 1972, soon after its founding after being attracted to its initial Marxist ideals. It was one of the first associations of the Italian homosexual liberation movement.

Matteo was briefly married to actress Rita Lozionne and had one son with her, Bruno Lozionne, in 1970, but the separated soon after she gave birth.

Sophia Loren mentioned in a 1984 Variety article that she had been “madly in love with Matteo” at one point during their relationship in the early 1960s but had to end their relationship because of the “incident in Prague.” She would not go into further detail.

Changed his last name to his license plate number, rejecting his homophobic family and becoming disillusioned with the idea of nationalistic self-identity.

Knew John Waters and helped fund some of his earlier films.

Aside from Goncharov, the only other surviving work in his filmography, most which was tragically lost in a studio fire in Milan in 1987, were the underground early 60s short films “Tales of the Dog,” a 4 part series, and his 90 minute 1968 film “Green Candles.” These works are incomplete and partially damaged due to the fire.

Matteo had been in a gay love affair with the married producer Domenico Procacci (pictured below from a still one of Matteo’s “Tales of the Dog” films) during the production of Goncharov. Procacci admitted to this years later in 1998, and that they had been planning to leave for San Francisco before his untimely death.

Matteo died tragically in 1974, however, after falling backwards out of a window, supposedly while playing the mandolin (his favorite past time), as sources claimed.

His son Bruno Lozionne emigrated with his mother in 1976 to the United States, and is currently living in Carbondale, IL, working as the senior office manager of Hardison Supply Co.

If anyone can send in more information on Matteo please feel free to add to this post.

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You see it, don’t you?

You’ve become a monster too.

what if that one iconic backstory scene in goncharov (1973) after he makes his first kill but as a movie poster

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Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

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hey it’s come to my attention that there are people I know who don’t know that the main Ace Attorney trilogy has two (2) main plots in it:

a fraught, beautiful, dynastic story about how sisters relate to each other and how much of a debt one owes to one’s ghosts

Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth Have Loved Each Other For Ten Years And Only The Fact That They Are Just Both ENORMOUS Dipshits Has Kept Them Apart

these are the PLOTS, OF THE GAMES. thank you for your time

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old take i know but im still obsessed with the idea the real reason that ryan is surrounded by skeptics or people who are on the fence is because they are all really supernatural beings that are just there to protect him from other ghost and beings so he doesn’t killed by his own idiocy