STUFF

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hrafnsvaengr]

Lasagna is a fractal

[ansonmount]

V FOR VENDETTA (2005)

[cosmiclunatic-blog]

I hate being made to feel bad for being exhausted from working so much but then when I’m actually off my boyfriend goes to hang out with everyone but me lol

[cosmiclunatic-blog]

Cancel culture is so fucking weak because we’ll cancel a woman super quick for making a mistake about saying something ignorant, but men who are convicted of rape and and physical violence are somehow turned a blind eye to. It shows that feminism is still super necessary and that the battle for equality is no where near over.

[figofswords]

Stuck.

(it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”

[adhd-vibes]

OH GOD ITS ME RN

[dysfunctionalfocus]

Oh okay. This is probably one of the best depictions of this kind of thing I've ever seen

[artissijamm]

Wait th---

[vann-haal]

Executive dysfunction is bullshit lads

[scretladyspider]

This is such an excellent illustration. it’s not a choice to suffer from executive dysfunction. it’s not laziness. Your brain won't move. And your brain controls everything you do - so if it won’t move, urging yourself to move and making yourself miserable doing so doesn’t help, but it’s sure hard not to take it personally. 

[solarmorrigan]

So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we’ll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she’ll be back in a couple of minutes

Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y’know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl’s balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it’s quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us

After a long moment, she says, confused, “You didn’t pop the balloons.”

To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, “We’re allowed to pop them?” and immediately turns around and stabs his friend’s balloon with the pencil

There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates’ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t pop your balloons.”

Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

[rishiram-deactivated20210329]

[thirst]

[unnaturalbabe-deactivated-deact]

tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[frenchwhorn]

[srsfunny]

Did someone say PHOTOSYNTHESIS?

[alwaysmeek]

They beg for your time, then waste it.

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[ruinedchildhood]

[petepepsi]

[vo-kopen]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury …

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

THis is funnier than actual episodes of spongebob

[noisetank01]

Okay, THIS is the funniest thing I’ve read on tumlr, ever. EVER.