Hello

austin | 27 | nyc

[9pointflower]

[catesstrophe-deactivated2021030]

[frogmoss1]

from scotland. don’t get it. LOVE the vibe thoooo. reblog !

[segamascott]

american here! it’s kind of like this 👍

[frogmoss1]

something is in here with me

[teathattast]

[zendayamybabe]

3rd of april?? what the fuck. what’s next? april 4th?? a 5th of april???? give me a fucking break.

[lmaonade]

excuse my language but it is so bizarre to me how common it is to refer to someone’s dick as their “meat”. like. it’s all meat. all of you. the whole fucking thing is meat and water. and bones that aren’t even really yours you’re just borrowing them. what the hell 

[hotvampireadjacent]

my meatus weatus lol

[lmaonade]

Are you kidding me?

[halleywars]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

At 3 am too

[thickness-protection-program]

[greeds]

ppl in the ratatouille tag asking who would win in a fight remy or stuart little and the answer is obviously remy like hello that cardigan wearing orphan mouse had his whole life handed to him on a silver plate, meanwhile remy busted his ass every single day to support a family of 500 or so rats, most of whom were homophobic!!!!! by night he was a CHEF, a genius forced to hide his talent AND his identity . you think he wont beat that spoiled little mouse within an inch of his life if he had to?? just because hes gay???? dont make me laugh

[tiniestmousegirl]

[alphacrone]

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

[perkwunos]

We only drink water to pee.

But man, it is worth it.

[in-the-bog]

Actually, we drink water so we don’t die. Peeing is just a side effect of not dying.

[bigstupiduglyogre]

maybe you all do it for that but i do it for the piss

[robichuwu]

[twerklina]

[deadlynight1987-deactivated2023]

life is good

[luigis-slut]

[supermodelcats]

[archibaldtuttle]

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

[archibaldtuttle]

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Big Things Are Coming

[blackteachangeling]

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

gonna call in a shitter like it's a medevac helicopter and I'm a wounded GI in the jungles of Vietnam

[powerburial]

imagine getting in one of these and sitting down and a few seconds later you feel it lift off the ground

[tsunderrated]

too busy imagining one of these malfunctioning and raining shit from the sky onto the populace