SunDust

I'm gonna talk like everyone should already know me

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The absolute only place I want to self checkout at is the gas station, and that's never an option

When I buy four cans of monster and two heat lamp cheese pizzas, that's between me and the Lord only

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I hate when I try to find inspo for my lunch prep and it's all just those adult Lunchables

Like yes I know how to throw four things that don't belong together in a box thank you

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Do you think if a witch is handicapped she uses a wheelchair or a broom?

What about a chair with brooms for Wheels?

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Who was gonna tell me MAL has a yearly recap

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How much stuff has to be on French fries for it to go from a finger food to a fork food

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Me drinking my herbal stomach health tea

Also me eating my raspberry dreamies

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I think entering the workforce means initially thinking 30 minutes isn't enough time to eat a whole lunch but after a year devouring it all in 12 and staring at your phone for the rest

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I know I'm not the only person, but god damn does no one thrift for things they simply just like anymore?

All these videos are just about the name on the tag or how "vintage" it is

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The quickest way to ruin the rest of my day is to get hit on

Everyone needs to just leave me the fuck alone

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I love waking up to fresh rejection emails in the morning

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Just love standing in the shit water flooded basement, breathing in all the shit infused air because my dad thinks every storm is gonna kill us

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Most people get drunk with their friends on their 21st birthday

I had a job interview

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Don't you love it when your parents make you roleplay as an ancient Israelite

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Just caught a mosquito out of mid-air

This must be what exterminators feel like

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I fantasize about clothes I got rid of 4+ years ago

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To me, blackberry (the fruit) is so good in concept but poorly executed

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You look so delicious, sweetheart. But I know there is roughly a trillion seeds waiting to get stuck between my teeth.