Tips for an exciting night

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Cosmo sex tip #101

Say "WING WONG WABBAWONG" everytime you cum to guarentee maximum pleasure

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Cosmo sex tip #100

Watch Eurovision and complain about the jury's talking too long together

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Cosmo sex tip #99

When he thrusts into you, think about what Pepe would've thought of this.

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Cosmo sex tip #98

Instead of sucking his dick, take the vaccuum cleaner out and put it on his dick.

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Cosmo sex tip #97

Just drill his ass, fucking drill his ass.

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Cosmo sex tip #96

While riding him, scream "SPOOKY OOKIE MOM I THINK IM GONNA CUM" for maximum pleasure

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Cosmo, even tho a little problematic, teaches me so much about blow jobs than porn ever had I give my life to Cosmo

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the lil dude from the fairy odd parents?

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Yes the fairy from a kids television show taught me the grapefruit/blowjob method

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We fully accept your life. Now to sacrifice it to the skeletons in preparation for the skeleton war

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Cosmo sex tip #95

Shove Minions up their butt.

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Cosmo sex tip #94

Instead of moaning, do your best Wario laugh imitation.

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Cosmo sex tip #93

Complain about the tumblr update while riding him.

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Cosmo sex tip #92

Put his penis between two slices of bread, when he asks what you're doing, say you're making a cockwich.

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Cosmo sex tip #91

When making out, kidnap your partner, put them in a dollhouse and reveal yourself to be A.

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Cosmo sex tip #90

Have long and deep discussions about the impact of pepe in our modern society as a whole while making love.

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Cosmo sex tip #89

When he's about to cum, shove breadsticks in your purse and go. Leave and never look back.

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Cosmo sex tip #88

While making love, vomit rainbows all over him while chanting “equality” and offer him as a sacrifice to the LGBT+ Overlords

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Cosmo sex tip #87

Make 😏😏 sure that 👻 your sugar daddy 🎅🎅👱 is being threated well 😍😍😘🎊 this father's day 💄💼👜👙 and make some cummies 😏😏🌈🎉😎😝

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Cosmo sex tip #86

Instead of moaning, cry. Cry all over your partner, drown them in your sea of tears