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Cosmo tip #20

Whisper sensually into your lovers ear, “when you kiss you create a continuous tube from one butt hole to the other.”

Cosmo Tip #19

As he’s putting his dick into your ass. Open up your ass and unleash your inner bees.

Unleash the bees.

Cosmo Tip #18

To really get her in the mood, play super sonic racing on repeat while carefully putting on a sonic suit

Cosmo Tip #17

While on top of her, burp sensually into her mouth, she'll appreciate the half decomposed goodness

Cosmo Tip #16

To really get her juices flowing, whisper gently into her vagina “skyflugel”. Guaranteed to work at least once.

Cosmo Tip #15

Unsure how to give a handjob?

Firmly GRASP it.

Cosmo Tip #14

If you want to be a gentleman in the bedroom, ensure to put your pinkie as high as you can during sex.

Cosmo Tips #13

If you’re nervous, don't worry, your shaking will cause more pleasure for the lucky lady.

Cosmo Tip #12

Cum.

Don’t stop cumming.

Cosmo Tip #11

As you cum, shout “WHIPPED CREAM POURING LIKE WATERFALLS”

Cosmo Tip #10

If you’re stuck for sexual positions, try planking.

Cosmo Tip #9

Midway through sex, quote the romantic Beatles song and constantly repeat “Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9.“

Cosmo Tip #8

If you’re about to cum and she is nowhere near, start nervously singing to yourself “woooo we’re halfway there, wooooah livin on a prayer”

Cosmo Tip #7

Put an entire dick in your ass. Just put an entire dick in your ass.

Don’t stop at the shaft. Put their balls in too.

Cosmo tip #6

As she’s about to climax, go full fuccboi and say “and then what ;)”. That’ll really turn her on.

Cosmo Tip #5

When you climax, scream “ride the wave“.

Cosmo Tip #4

Use sexy nicknames like “Bruh.“ in the bedroom

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