Jan 6, 2017
Cosmo tip: RESPOOL THE LINE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
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Cosmo tip: RESPOOL THE LINE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
Cosmo tip #21:
Vegetable soup at 11PM is always a good idea!
*seductively whispers Snapple facts into your ear*
Cosmo tip 83
spice things up by sending your man Victorian nudes. telegram a blurry pic of part of your ankle to get him interested.
"Sexting is so weird, I did it once and the guy was getting really into it and I was eating a pack of Doritos and playing Final Fantasy."
I am glad when we don’t have any new material, you guys are here to provide.
Cosmo tip #20
Whisper sensually into your lovers ear, “when you kiss you create a continuous tube from one butt hole to the other.”
Husband: Maybe next time we have sex I'll say 'Are you feeling it Mr Krabs?'
Wife: No.
Husband: I owe you.
Cosmo tip #458
when you’re feeling down, go for a manicure so that you’ll have someone to hold hands with