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(shouted, as i walk by on the street)

I’M SINGLE!

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #self-promotion?

(walking down the street wearing Heredia [a soccer team] colors, I pass someone in a Liga [the opposing team] jersey)

If you're Herediana, I'll change who I support, baby.

(anything to recruit, eh?)

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #liga #heredia #soccer #football #costa rica

(In Spanish, the word for "eggs" is used in the same way "balls" is used in English.)

(carrying eggs home from the market)

Hi beautiful. You look pretty good at handling those eggs. Want to handle mine?

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #balls #huevos #costa rica #rude #no i would not like to handle your eggs thank you

(while walking down the street)

Mmm big tits...just the way I like them.

(oh good. because that is what was I was hoping their primary purpose would be--to get you off. really.)

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #rude #presumptuous #asshole #costa rica #pura vida

(while walking home from the market, two men are sitting on a stoop.)

My queen, with all respect, I just want to say that you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen...

(I turn to acknowledge the rarity of a classy compliment and...)

...and I would like to take you to bed and f*ck you all night.

(right. well. thanks?)

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #costa rica #rude #pura vida #seriously?

(while carrying my cat to the vet)

What a beautiful pair of kittens.

(he then purred at us and kept walking.)

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #kittens #cats #costa rica

(In a taxi, on my way to class, after talking about how long I have lived here.)

Taxi Driver: And do you have a boyfriend here?

me: no, not at the moment

But you did?

Me: Yeah, a while ago.

He is stupid. All Ticos are stupid. He is an idiot for losing such a beautiful girl. Are you looking? My son is your age.

(Did I just get hit on by a father? For his son?)

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #taxi driver #costa rica #ticos #set up

(As I am walking down the street)

Hola mami! como estas?

(I don't respond.)

(with renewed effort) Hi! Hello beautiful! How are you?

(I still don't respond, but keep walking.)

(A little louder now, since I'm a bit further away.) Bonjour! Comment vas tu?

(Shouting now, as I get further away) WHAT DO YOU SPEAK?!

#A for effort #pick up lines #bad pick up lines #language #multilingual player #he definitely made me laugh at least

(Shouted from across the street while walking down the boulevard. I'm only about 74% sure it was even directed at me.)

HEY BEAUTIFUL! I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOU TO DINNER!

(Well thank you very much, kind stranger; I might have said yes if you had crossed the street to talk to me.)

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #what a polite pick up line #costa rica #pura vida

(trying to cash a check for a friend at the bank, but i don't have the right documents)

bank teller: i'm really sorry i can't help you...but if you need the money, how about i start paying for your dinners?

(he then wrote his number on a deposit slip and winked)

#he actually winked #pick up lines #bad pick up lines #costa rica #pura vida #smooth

(walking home down the main boulevard)

homeless man, reaching out to stroke my face: dolllllfaceeee

(i was even more startled than when i was grabbed by eye guy)

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #costa rica #dollface #pura vida

(I am standing at a bus stop when a man running frantically with a backpack in hand races by. he stops momentarily to look at me.)

hello beautiful, can i buy you dinner?

(he then continues running. a few seconds later a second man runs by, chasing the first man, who had apparently stolen his backpack and run off. i got hit on by a thief on the job.)

#soloencostarica #pick up lines #bad pick up lines #robbery

(walking down the street, a random guy grabs my shoulders and stares deeply into my now-startled eyes)

you have the most beautiful eyes i have ever seen.

(he then lets me go, both of us looking a little shell-shocked, and offers me his number.)

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #sincere #eyes #costa rica #pura vida

(at the artisan market)

hello gorgeous, would you like to buy a bracelet?

(i decline)

what about one for my future mother-in-law?

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #costa rica #cheesy

(at the supermarket again, speaking with the same check-out guy who asked me out for coffee)

you have stolen my heart. can i exchange it for yours?

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #cheesy #ongoing saga #coffee guy #pura vida #supermarket

(at the organic market, buying some coffee)

guy making my coffee: i put a heart in it, because you've stolen mine.

(he almost got me with that one!)

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #coffee #coffee art #at the market

(while being searched by a cop for weed, of which i had none)

can i take you for a drink after my shift?

(WHAT? what do you even say to a cop who is simultaneously hitting on you and patting you down?!)

#pick up lines #Bad Pick Up Lines #soloencostarica #fuck the police #but literally #only i didn't i swear

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