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[cottage-loons]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Cassie: btw jane now that ilya is captain this means you’re officially Head WAG 💁🏻‍♀️ Jane: what? oh nononono that's not necessary Selena: sorry girl it's not really a choice

Or, Ilya tells the Ottawa Centaurs about Jane

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8/15 chapters posted ❤️

[cottage-loons]

jane, head wag - pre chapter 9 notes

I've been updating weekly, but unfortunately probably no chapter this week :( I've been unwell which means a lot of sleeping and not a lot of writing

chapter 9 is fighting me a bit. It's not quite where I want it to be yet, but I hope it'll still turn out to be an enjoyable chapter!

[mina-logan]

I like to think they’re tucked away in a corner at a farmers market somewhere.

[cottage-loons]

jane, head wag - pre chapter 8 notes

i thought ch 8 was done and ready to post but i just opened it and accidentally added more 😂 so now i've got to edit a little bit more. still aiming to upload ch 8 sometime today though! fingers crossed

i've had ideas floating around my head the past week on a possible spin-off fic set in the same universe as "jane, head wag". i wrote 500 words of that new fic to see if i like it enough to write the full thing. still unsure! but i don't want to say more on that yet just in case nothing comes of it

[myshangel]

anyway shane has an office at the irina foundation HQ in ottawa bc he can never get any work done at home and its important to him that hes Somewhat Involved even if he doesnt get to spend much time there. ilya comes by to pick him up so they can go to dinner post-outing and gets five seconds into a joke about sexy mr hollander and his big fancy desk before he notices there’s a framed picture of him just. sitting there. on the big fancy desk. shane framed a picture of him and keeps it on his desk, in public. it’s not even that good of a picture, it’s just ilya sitting on the couch in sweats and smiling at the camera. probably one of the many pictures that shane has sent to his parents over the years, proof of life after an injury or something equally inane.

but it’s there, in a nice frame. and ilya stops mid-joke and points at it and says “this is me?” as if it could be anyone else. shane’s shrugging his jacket on and doesn’t even know what he’s talking about, not really, until he looks over to where ilya is pointing. and he looks between ilya and the desk a few times, confused, because… yes? obviously?

“you have a picture of me on your desk?” ilya asks, and he’s trying so hard to play it off like it’s nothing, something to tease him about, but. but.

shane shrugs. “well, yeah. i like that picture of you.”

“is a bad picture, hollander.”

“fuck you. it’s my desk. i can put what i want on it.”

and maybe ilya would say something like oh i’ll put you on the desk in a minute if he wasn’t suddenly feeling very raw. a few years ago he would’ve said it anyway, but he’s so stuck on the fact that shane has a picture of him on his desk. after a decade of deleting pictures and messages, being so careful not to be photographed anywhere near each other, not even being able to have pictures in their own homes— now shane has a soft, domestic, printed fucking photograph of him framed on his desk in his office. in the headquarters for the charity they share. named after his mother. named for his mother, a name that shane chose, for everything she went through.

“baby, oh my god,” shane is panicking, dashing over the few steps to ilya and wiping the tears from his cheeks with the sleeves of his jacket, “ilya, if you don’t like the picture i can change it.”

“no, no,” ilya tries to wave him off, feeling silly, feeling vulnerable, but shane doesn’t let him go. eyes so wide, so earnest and worried. “no, i like it. i like you. i like you a lot. fuck.”

and shane laughs, but it isn’t mocking or mean or anything ilya would expect from anyone else who might catch him crying. it never is, not with his shane. he just smooths his thumb over ilya’s cheekbone and presses closer to him and says, “i like you too. it’s a good job we’re married, ‘cause otherwise it’d be, like, embarrassing how much i like you.”

[my-2nd-account]

Shane while his hole is still on fire from how hard Ilya fucked him into the mattress: So are you heading back soon? To Russia? For the summer? Why? Do you have to? Is it safe? Do you even like it there?

Shane with Ilya's cum smeared all over his stomach: Is everything okay at home? Your father?

Shane while Ilya's cum is still inside him after they fucked raw for the first time: What was your mother's name?

[thisfeebleheart]

these sweet kisses before 'I love you'

[josephinecarttanneur]

Alexa play Now or Never from High School Musical 3

[mina-logan]

Decided to add an Ilya set to the sketches and now they are reunited.

[drawballa]

Sleepy boys 💤

[argillaforma]

shane: 🧍🏻‍♂️

ilya: hollander i need to fuck you so bad it’s not even funny

[galecstatic]

this picture keeps getting funnier i can't breathe

[bluegrasshole]

i love the meet the parents scene in episode six when david is like uhhhh ilya so you’re a famous slut and shane perks up and sits up straight like oh i know the answer to this one!! honey i got this!!!!☝️that is because ilya is bisexual.

as if that helps the manwhore allegations

[apitnobaka]

those last three minutes in episode 5 feels like this, kinda

[polartss]

’tis heated I guess

[intercrusher]

at the cottage picking up rocks

[cottage-loons]

oh no I was supposed to be editing the already written Chapter 4 of my "Jane, Head WAG" fic, but i accidentally wrote a bonus chapter instead because someone left a comment that I couldn't stop thinking about so i wrote something extra that was very unplanned 😬

sooo chapter count is going up to 15, and the 'bonus' chapter will be up tomorrow instead of the real chapter 4 😅