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[call-me-stickyfingers]

Cereal box tip

Hey guys! I love using the cereal box tip for shoplifting small items and would recommend trying it anyplace cereal is sold. I prefer Target!

Step 1: Obtain a basket. Step 2: go to the cereal isle, get yourself a big family sized box of anything. Step 3: open the cardboard just slightly on the cereal and check to “make sure everything looks good” and leave the flap open Step 4: continue shopping, and snag some lipsticks, mascaras, or jewelry Step 5: as the smaller makeup items are in your basket, slip them into the cereal box and make sure your arm creates the blind spot. If you do this quickly, it’s extremely hard to catch. The basket, your hand, and the large cereal box will hide your actions from view. Step 6: once you’re satisfied, go to self checkout and click “i do not want to bag this item” THAT WAY you can hold onto your cereal box filled with stolen goods and you don’t have to weigh it or have it be handled by an SA

Will post a pic shortly!

[call-me-stickyfingers]

Reblogging 

[cottxncandy]

The "I needed new underwear and pantyhose to feel nice" lift. Because I really needed these and I finally got to lift from VS. I'm totally gonna do it again, since now I know that I can try on clothes. ❤❤❤

[cottxncandy]

Time to get myself some new panties, pantyhose, and maybe some costume makeup. 👌

[cottxncandy]

Okay but I wouldn't mind being able to Skype or call another lifter, especially when at the mall and needing someone to calm me down. 😂 If any of you don't mind it, give me a message.

[cutesylifter]

Can y'all give a newbie tips on how to lift palettes?

I really wanna try for the Peanut Butter and Jelly palette from Too Faced but I’ve never lifted a palette! Do any of y'all have tips?

[lifterlove]

Wallet trick is always a good one! Pull your wallet out of your purse, go through it for a minute, and hide the palette behind your wallet when you put it back in your purse. You can do the same with your phone if it’s a big phone too, I’ve used my phone to slip smaller thinner palettes into my back pockets and into my purse.

[lifeoftheliftandfab-blog]

Good tip…just gotta find me a bigger wallet

[lolisteal-blog]

omg this is so smart

[letsgolifting-deactivated201702]

the world we live in is so fucked up. i know people in prison serving more time for selling weed than some rapists serve and it disgusts me

[theftbaby-blog]

I really hope I never get caught lifting my life would be over, I'd lose all my friends, my boyfriend, and the trust of my mom

[cottxncandy]

Anyone have good tips on how to lift a pair of headphones??

[haullsey-blog]

TARGET HEIST BABES

So the first target I went to, I did a walkout with the purse and I’M SO HAPPY! I love this new purse, it’s an amazing lifting bag. I also got the keychain on it and I went without a bra on and wore on out lmao. Also got the bralette for my sister who was with me.

At the next target I got the fuck ton of tees and dress and socks and CDs. The Marvel and Deadpool tees are for my bestie’s upcoming birthday. The Suicide Squad CD is for my sister also-oh-and the palm tree shirt.

Purse: 39.99

Elephant keychain: 5.99

Marvel tee: 12.99

Deadpool tee: 12.99

Sublime tee: 12.99

Polaroid tee: 12.99

Palm tree tee: 14.99

Blue front-clasp bra: 14.99

Cat socks: 2.50

Long sleeve grey tee: 24.99

Corduroy dress: 24.99

Halsey Badlands: 11.99

Cold World: 9.99

Suicide Squad album: 13.99

AM: 12.99

Bralette: 12.99

total with tax: 264.35 

pretty proud that I lifted this many items in under an hour.

[deadpoolisalifter]

i was asked by this user to boost this message as much as possible. this is truly a scary situation and from some of the stories ive read here i wouldnt be surprised if a lp or a security guard would try some shit like this. be safe. check laws in your state about knives and pepper spray. if pepper spray and knives are outlawed in your state, keep your keys on your body so that they cant be taken from you. i know its hard to think fast in a situation like this, but if someone gets on top of you or just tries to start something sexual, stab them in the neck, face, eyes, basically anywhere soft. carry a mini hairspray or dry shampoo with you ON YOUR BODY, not in your purse as lp will most likely take your stuff. this can be used in lieu of a pepper spray. believe me, hairspray in the eyes hurts just as much. if you dont have these on you, PUNCH AND SCREAM. kick near the groin area, bite their fingers if they have a hand around your neck or just generally near your mouth area, hit the neck or the sides of the head, scream very loudly and generally get the fuck out of there. if you can get your purse or bag that would be great but if thats not an option fucking ditch it and get out of there. @liftingdaisies @lifterlove @lift-life

[genderqueerlifting]

oi underneath the armpits (where the soft tissue is ykno) is very vulnerable to the point that you can rip out skin with less then 1 cm of nails if you pinch as hard as you can and pull. it hurts like a bitch stabbing keys there would be just as effective. the reason i think armpits are more ideal is because attackers dont expect you to target that area. most attackers know that you will try to go for their eyes/head/groin

look up your states laws on self defense/carrying weapons

dicks sporting goods often has pepper spray in stock 

best weapon to have that IS NOT ILLEGAL is self defense keychains (pictured below) most of the time its a cute harmless lil kitty or dog keychain but if youre in a touch situation n need to do some physical harm? these work like a charm (i cant find any store that sells these but theyre about 8 bucks online just look up self defense keychain)

[liftedlifter-deactivated2017030]

My issue with this is that LP could claim that you (the shoplifter) attacked them for no reason, and the police would probably believe them. Maybe you could use your phone to record? In this situation it would be difficult to “prove” LP was trying to rape you…

[cottxncandy]

I had a dream where I lif/ted a lot of underwear, bras, and a jacket from VS and I was so happy until I woke up and realized that I didn't have any of the underwear. 😂 I think I need to go to VS soon.

[liftnboost]

Things to Lift for Fall:

~A maxi skirt in your fave color ~Loads of socks (particularly boot socks and fuzzy socks) ~Cute new undies ~Sparkly accessories for upcoming holiday parties ~Texturizing hairspray or powder ~A nice matte eyeshadow palette (tartelette is gorgeous!) ~New jeans and/or leggings ~Fancy cookie cutters (sur la table has some awesome ones) ~Yummy snacks/baking supplies ~Lotion or body oil ~Face lotion that’s a little heavier than what you use in the summer (should still have spf!!) ~A button up cardigan, a crew or v-neck pull-over sweater, a long open front sweater, and a soft hoodie ~Fall scented candles (or unscented if that’s your thing) or if you know you’ll miss summer, citrus/coconut candles ~Killer dark lipstick ~Vampy nail polish (oxblood, hunter green, navy, copper, gray, etc) ~If you’re skilled enough (I’m sure not), a pair of boots ~Ballet flats ~Scarves ~Bubble bath, bath bombs, or epsom salts

[liftingcuteshit]

I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT...

I’m just going to say it again because the last time that I posted this; I only had like 50 followers, at the most.

-ALWAYS do your research. You absolutely need to if you plan on shoplifting. Google your states shoplifting laws.

-Google “(insert location) shoplifting (insert year)”, if you aren’t coming up with anything, insert “news” onto it, to make sure that no camera footage was posted of you. Most areas will post a picture of you from their security cam if they suspect that you took something. I will explain why they do this. Say that you have a hook or magnet to remove tags. What do most of us recommend that we do with the tags that we’ve removed from clothing? We put it on something else that we aren’t lifting, mostly onto things that are already tagged. Which leaves items with 2 tags on them. If you’ve been to this store multiple times and they notice double tagged items every time that they’ve seen you in the store; they’ll connect the 2 together and sometimes, will post a picture of you onto news sites and ask for someone to identify you so that they can “ask some questions”.

Someone that I know got caught a few months ago because of this. She had been lifting from a store about once every 2 weeks or so. She double tagged Northface jackets and blue jeans then hung them back up. Someone purchased that same Northface jacket that day and the SA saw that it was double tagged and notified security because they had been having this problem for a while now. Security had also been notified once prior to that and saw camera footage of my friend picking up a Northface along with several other things and going back to the dressing room. They couldn’t just send out a picture of her just because she happened to try on a Northface, but once they saw her face again doing the same thing, they did. They also noticed that a blouse was missing from the stack of things that she was carrying. So, they sent her picture out to our local news. Me nor her knew about it and she went to that store about a week or 2 later and an SA called security and they watched her very closely and had 2 LP follow her out. They had her come back in and wait for the police to search her and she got caught with about $50 worth of stuff. They also got her for the cost of the blouse, which added up to be 75 dollars. She got off the hook with probation and a fine. She doesn’t shoplift anymore.

So, try to find items that aren’t tagged and put the tag that you removed onto that item. Try to refrain from double tagging (if you can). If you HAVE to double tag, only lift at that certain store about once a month so that they don’t catch onto you.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS POST TO SAVE AN ASS. I’VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF.

[liftliketheresnolp]

So we found out that you can go on the computer at Barnes and Noble and look at their LP info so do with this what you will…

[lifthoe-deactivated20201013]

Can we talk about those terrible stock photos tho 😂😂😂

[theliftingqueens-blog]

im the lady with the green bag

[makeuptips-]

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[harleyquinnlifting]

Places not to fuck with

Target

Walmart

Khol’s 

Macy’s

JCP

Sephora

[harleyquinnlifting]

Can anyone think of any other high risk common stores?

[harleyquinnlifting]

Ross (they’re really anal about loss prevention)

Marshalls (same as above but with more actively watched cameras)

Best Buy is a deathwish

[dexterfanfreak-blog]

Truth- reblogging!

[haullsey-blog]

✨TIP✨

Go to this website

https://www.sensormatic.com/

and creep on their products. These are the towers and security tags that almost EVERY STORE uses, if not every store. On the website you can see pictures of all their tags and towers with names and descriptions! This has allowed me to know exactly what a tower does and how it looks. Is it a magnet detector as well as a tag detector? Well, you can find out here. Same with different tags. This will keep you up to speed on everything capitalism is trying to stop us from doing.