Couches are fat chairs

Ren [she/her/they](Side: @pearsaresassyapples)      P!ATD, Waterparks, Weathers, The Front Bottoms, FOB, TOP, Remo Drive, MCR, ATL, PTV, SWS, Chapel, Man Overboard, As It Is, AJR, Neck Deep, BMTH, Amity Affliction, Imagine Dragons, IDKHBTFM, Palaye Royale, George Ezra, Troye Sivan, Michael Jackson, Sam Cooke, Ludvico Einaudi, Watsky, BVB, Mumford and Sons, IMAM

[couchesarefatchairs]

“Gender is just a construct” should be used to invalidate harmful stereotypes and expectations. It should never be used to invalidate my gender identity.

@my therapist

[freeselfdefense]

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

[kny111]

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

[blog-archive-111189]

Worth watching

[heylookitseli-archives]

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

[leo-bish]

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

[appropriately-inappropriate]

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

[sprouting-colours-deactivated20]

Important

[hayei]

Please reblog this.

[madiithepand0rk-blog]

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

[nailtipflips]

If you see this, reblog please.

[sigilcrafter]

not witchy but definitely worth watching, stay safe

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Always signal boost. Stay safe everyone.

[witchymarvelspacecase]

WATCH THIS SHIT!! It’s easy, and it’s important. Please, please stay safe

[lgbtcyrus]

I don’t care if it doesn’t match your “theme” or whatever, this could save someone from a lifetime of psychological trauma, PLEASE reblog it!!!

[thegreenpea]

@mycollectionofnuts

@joannaharp

@deanismymom

@iloveposse

@trees-and-sky

@awesomelittleweirdo

@what-if-i-was-a-coffee-addict

Guys tag everyone you know and reblog this

[joannaharp]

@mycollectionofnuts @ilovwwhatwehave @deanismymom @seedless-vascular @trees-and-sky

[deanismymom]

@funkygreensucculent @not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea @ all my followers

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[couchesarefatchairs]

@jawnrochaa

Otto+snow

[couchesarefatchairs]

Today one of my college professors wrote on the whiteboard in permanent marker. He has multiple PhDs

[couchesarefatchairs]

One of my professors has a cat named Cat. He says his living room floor is covered in Amazon boxes because Cat get upset when he recycles them

[ottosdrums]

Is that chocolate milk

[ottosdrums]

[ghashtly]

Visit Original Link

Unreleased version of My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark, pre-hiatus from the From Under The Cork Tree era.

x

[functional-at-best]

This is so cool

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[couchesarefatchairs]

Boom Boom Room Side B is so good and happy and fun and then at the end it made me cry and I was not prepared

[couchesarefatchairs]

I bought a sketch pad for the first time And I like how it turned out

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[beowulf22121]

Teenagers: We’re going to do the bad thing Me *Taking a fountain pen out of my pocket*: It’s been so long since I got to Edgar Allen Poe somebody!

[late-to-everything]

“Kansas Turnpike … ”

Referring to the organization because that’s not a mass up thing I love in Kansas I should know XD not just a random thing 

[moist-astronaut]

Teenagers: we are going to scare the living shit out of you

Gerard Way *taking a notebook and pen out of his bag*: I’m afraid you are about to have a bop ass song written about you

[nervous-uncle]

Teenagers: We are gonna exclude you from our group

Me *grows out fangs*: well too bad I’m emo

[late-to-everything]

The emos have taken over yet another post 

[oceanfemme4]

Well maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me.

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[couchesarefatchairs]

this made me cry. the cuteness has destroyed me

[couchesarefatchairs]

I have decided to identify as ‘queer cubed’

I am asexual

panromantic

genderqueer

QUEER CUBED

[parxmusic]

OH HE

[couchesarefatchairs]

throwback to when I could fit all of my cds into one picture. What a wild time. I had so much more money then. I could do things like, buy food. now I just sit, surrounded by cds… not a chicken nugget in site.

[couchesarefatchairs]

Kid I know: hey! How’s it going?

Me: hi! You too!