you don't understand, we don't hold hands

MY NAME IS DVD NORMAL. they/xe, 21. terfs fuck off.

[thydungeongal]

Me: Yeah so I've started a new sport, I got my first tattoo, I like the way I look and there's a lot for me to look forward to. It feels like since I started transitioning I've achieved more than in all the nearly forty years before put together.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Interesting. It's as if you've been wearing limiters this whole time and you realizing you wanted to live as a woman was what broke the limiters.

Me: Yeah, it's a lot like that.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Hmmm... tell me about this "estrogen."

Me: This is why I fuck with you Shadow

[yookay-times]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[eddycocaine]

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

[thefaggotfrommcr]

seeing my chemical romance once will have you thinking crazy thoughts like let me see my chemical romance five more times

[tt-squid]

i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-

[tt-squid]

no :(

[redchrominance]

wheres the blunt

[hellsite-yano]

[fallingtowers]

goodness gracious girl those tits are fucking fat as shit. hey what's up. they call me Insect Nightlife and every life decision i've ever made has ended up hurting someone at least in some small way. can i borrow 10$

[soup-mother]

Make sure to boycott all local shows and bands btw

[soup-mother]

You can't be punk if you listen to music

[forevergulag-deactivated2026013]

You can't be punk

[soup-mother]

It's just not possible

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Don't listen to anything ever

[bigbababooeyboobies]

trying to figure out how to draw these guys

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Fun fact! Minecraft has autistic representation in its game!

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[blackfairypresident]

people wonder why i want sex work decriminalized. because when an adult consents to sex in exchange for currency, i deserve to be protected if im assaulted. if i agree to set terms and a client violates me, they should be prosecuted without me or other sex workers fearing for our own freedom

now i cant do anything. i just have to block his number, keep doing survival sex work and pray i dont get hurt anymore.

please support your local sex workers. protect us. help spread our voices.

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[tractorgoth]

[nucleartourist]

[wormluvr5]

lovers lake !

[klaasje]

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

[skopostheorie]

[whitealbum]

new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama