you don't understand, we don't hold hands

MY NAME IS DVD NORMAL. they/xe, 21. terfs fuck off.

[wormluvr5]

lovers lake !

[klaasje]

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

[skopostheorie]

[whitealbum]

new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

[dogpuppy]

[redsunrisinginthesky]

[myriapoda-1306]

I just misspelled the word "qualified" and said "I'm not quailfied enough to do this"

A quailfied person:

[were--ralph]

Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

[were--ralph]

Update: they played it again and also muted "stab" from the line "they stab it with their steely knives". Insane.

[were--ralph]

They fuck it with their steely knives but they just can't fuck the beast

[ilovemywife103947]

[probuccalfat]

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

[probuccalfat]

people sent me death threats for this one

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[freshlytoastedmarshy]

My favorite thing about fandoms is that there is always an mlp fan somewhere that can and will turn everyone into a pony, doesnt matter what genre the thing is or if its not super popular, it will be pony-fied

[kayla-denker]

They're a sign of a healthy ecosystem

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[bgm05]

what does transitioning to male have to do with beating up 3 horses

[milquetoaast]

source

[yanguang]

[koiagain]

I Hate that blood actually looks cool aesthetically it makes me feel like My Name is razor 12 years old & I Watch gore all day