COUGARS BAIT

[ Tumblr Geriatric est. 2011 ]

[multifandominfj]

Protect these two, Netflix. Or I will be your front door.

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[emma-dennehy-on-ice]

Philips out there as the human beyblade

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[gael-garcia]

Geena Davis in A League of Their Own (1992)

[the-big-mood]

SqueezeIt introduce their new “Color Changing Squeezit” 📺 (1996)

[ruinedchildhood]

[femmeluvvr]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i miss max chapman like a bitch

ugh she’s so fine

[rogerdeakinsdp]

TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR (1995) directed by Beeban Kidron original screenplay by Douglas Carter Beane

[hearteyesilya]

sometimes you gotta put your lines in a blender because you get moments like this

[nrmmmnleemhs]

[2022dirt]

Cows can sit in upright positions while resting. It’s a normal posture they use for comfort and digestion.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[maybenexttime]

[auspex]

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

[pelinore]

[anxietyproblem]

[entheognosis]

“The oldest olive tree in the world located on the island of Crete. It is estimated to be as over 3,000 years old and still produces olives.”

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[wyomingnot]

gotta share @telesilla’s tags -

#that was (give or take) around the time of the bronze age collapse #crete was no longer a major player #and the known world was kinda in turmoil #and yet someone planted an olive tree #i’m not saying there’s a direct parallel #but you know…systemic collapse thanks to many things including climate change #and it sucked for a lot of people #but they still needed olive oil #and idk man…maybe plant a tree #because the world has ended so many times #but the tree is still here #and so are we

[marlynnofmany]

the world has ended so many times but the tree is still here and so are we