COUGARS BAIT

[ Tumblr Geriatric est. 2011 ]

[wulfbones]

ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.

[toastbutteregg]

[thundergrace]

We're about to see a Black lesbian yearned for and lusted after in ways never seen in the history of television.

I mean, dear God, look at this woman:

I'm a little scared for Michaela tbh.

[thundergrace]

To be clear, I, too, yearn for Black sapphic love stories in mainstream media. I'm just expressing excitement about a Black lesbian character being woven into this sexually and emotionally horny universe and being the focus of someone's affections in a way I'm almost certain we've never seen before.

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

[were-ralph]

[bonersniper]

CUNT force trauma

[awolfswill]

Pokemon rainbow

[oliviambensons]

Mariska Hargitay’s new look for her Broadway debut.

[mendelsohnben]

suggested by @glamorouspixels

[thebutchmessiah]

Dyke arm wrestling, Leeds, May 2026

[depsidase]

[2nd-massachusetts]

*gently takes your face in my hands* hey. remember that fandom is for fun. if you're not having fun it is ok to step back. if you're intentionally making it unfun for others it is ok to step back. none of this is real. go sit in the sun and smell a flower. i love you.

[tesserxcts]

setting my intentions for the playoffs 💖

[f15hface]

[dionysiaproductions]

[sapphiccrushes]

Sitting on her lap and face would cure me...

[funbearer]

[ashleysjohnson]

40 FICTIONAL FEMALE DYNAMICS 10. Rebecca Welton & Keeley Jones (Ted Lasso)

I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips.