oh no

[ohmoncheri21]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sickfuture]

[kingrauru]

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

[kingrauru]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

granch

[coughlin]

Y’all. Goodfoward.com has a set selling one winter hat, one pair of gloves, and thermal socks for $12. Great for someone trying to stay warm on the cheap right? Not only that, but for every single set sold, every single one, they donate a pack to homeless organizations. Send this around because you never know who might need it!

[justjames]

“Do what makes you happy”

[humorstaff]

[ithelpstodream]

lmao tag yourself i’m the guillotine centerpiece

[deejay]

[comparingmeerkats]

me usually: the consumerist society we live in is unsustainable 

me whenever i have slightly more money than usual: 

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[htmlove]

what even is arrested development

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

[sniffling]

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

[kermitismyfriend]

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

“Vines for 400”

“What the indie girl has in her kitchen”

“What are bananis en oovacadus”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Halloween would be the best day for the Jehovah Witnesses to go around and trick people to open their doors

[exmellivorinae]

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

[a-windsor]

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

[exmellivorinae]

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

[a-windsor]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

I HAVENT SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[bloodphoenix]

I want Kate Winslet to send her a formal apology.