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sup nerds, i'm anthony. i'm trans (he/him), mid 20s, and i like pokémon too much for my own good. 99% of my posts are on queue. ✨you’ll never know if i’m online ✨ ▪️ my stuff is tagged with #personalposting ▪️ my personal stuff relating to gender is tagged with #transposting ▪️

[i-m-p-u-l-s-i-v-e]

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[milk5]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[qqchurch]

[blond-shell]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[titsay]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[medievaljournalist]

torture doesnt work on me anymore