bite chomp kill

sup nerds, i'm anthony. i'm trans (he/him), mid 20s, and i like pokémon too much for my own good. 99% of my posts are on queue. ✨you’ll never know if i’m online ✨ ▪️ my stuff is tagged with #personalposting ▪️ my personal stuff relating to gender is tagged with #transposting ▪️

[everydaylouie]

heatwave

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic on canvas 60*70 cm “lace over the river” 2022 #river #volkslovers #art #painting #sky skylovers

[supersody]

Summoning gen 4 remakes

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[teathattast]

[spiralatria]

MY EROTIC ROLEPLAY PARTNER DISAPPOINTED ONCE AGAIN AS I ADD 'SURREALIST ELEMENTS' TO THE SCENE

[ankle-beez]

[theonceandfuturetwink]

my father died in a frotting accident. no no it's okay you didn't know how could you have known

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet