Legally A Bean™

Ricky/Simon // He/it // Formerly @official-blonde-superman

[yyshcul]

c-c-c-c’mon, c-c-c-c’mon, go, go!

[mb-ramses]

fuck you

[misterworldwideweb]

[coughybean]

what the fuck is happening here

[offices-regionalbranch]

Sometimes I find that humanity is actually really cool and good

[knife-enby]

[ID: A screenshot from a TikTok comment section of a comment and two replies.

The first comment by the user @/sarajenivieve reads: "I take pictures of my daughter in "masculine" outfits too just incase so she will always have baby pictures no matter what"

The first reply by the user @/xotwodlimi reads: "Really? Wish I had thought about that 22 years ago 😳"

The second reply from the original commenter reads: "Yea I see so many trans and NB with no baby pictures so I decided to make sure she always will" /end ID]

[queerism1969]

[coughybean]

funniest fucking post

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

It is an absolute miracle that linguine from ratatouille never became a tumblr sexyman. Like with yalls weird fuckin tastes I would have thought that pasta twink would drive you feral. I’m not complaining, I’m actually thanking god that it never happened but still could you imagine the fanfics that could have been made about someone who’s body can be completely controlled... like I know there are some ratatouille fanfics out there but still... it could have been so much worse

[coughybean]

you jinked it! time to draw him pregnant!

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Oh god what have I done

[coughybean]

i keep my promises

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

It is an absolute miracle that linguine from ratatouille never became a tumblr sexyman. Like with yalls weird fuckin tastes I would have thought that pasta twink would drive you feral. I’m not complaining, I’m actually thanking god that it never happened but still could you imagine the fanfics that could have been made about someone who’s body can be completely controlled... like I know there are some ratatouille fanfics out there but still... it could have been so much worse

[coughybean]

you jinked it! time to draw him pregnant!

[saint-nevermore]

its always so funny seeing discord screenshots and seeing the whack names people give themselves so i propose a Game. what is your username (without the number tag) and nickname in your most active server

[coughybean]

my name in my irl friend server changes a lot since the owner likes to spite me and change it constantly. i’ve been Clit, Test Subject #A2, Shitstain On Ass, Apple Man, and Covid Times (when i got covid recently)

and my name in my online friends server is just semen

[coughybean]

oh i forgot to add my username right now is just shiny mudkip (born of me torturing one of my irl friends)

[saint-nevermore]

its always so funny seeing discord screenshots and seeing the whack names people give themselves so i propose a Game. what is your username (without the number tag) and nickname in your most active server

[coughybean]

my name in my irl friend server changes a lot since the owner likes to spite me and change it constantly. i’ve been Clit, Test Subject #A2, Shitstain On Ass, Apple Man, and Covid Times (when i got covid recently)

and my name in my online friends server is just semen

[lowpolyanimals]

Grasshopper from Q*bert

[coughybean]

what the fuck is this

[aimasup]

So I watched the Liquid Holder Show

[giraffodill-deactivated20180513]

[stealthboy]

couldn’t resist adding the rest

[art--woonz]

Sea Glass By IG: @seaglass_takechan

takipçi hilesi Pinterest: @artwoonz

[goblinblogging]

Eat?

[jonaldronaldrolkientolkien]

for to eat????????

[coughybean]

eat eat?? food??

[ratmustards]

Visit Original Link

[coughybean]

hhe

[crazy-brazilian]

Y'ALL THEY FINALLY DID IT. WOMEN 2 IS OUT

[ottermatopoeia]

[birdofprey1234]

The way that exclusionists treat ace and aro people often reminds me of how the average person would treat me when I started being open as non-binary. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a thousand times, we are not enemies. Our experiences do not oppose each other, they are intertwined. If you’re ace, if you’re aromantic, if you’re any variation thereupon; your home is here. You belong here, too. You are beautiful, and powerful; and you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone. You are a valued part of this community.

[aromantic-aurea]

Happy Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week Everyone!

Learn more about aromanticism and upcoming community events on the ASAW website and the AUREA ASAW page.

[Image description: A light green graphic decorated with lime green six-point stars. The upper left-hand corner has clip art of a tan hand holding an aromantic pride flag. In the lower right-hand corner, there is a vertical aromantic flag. At the bottom of the graphic are the AUREA and ASAW website logos. In the center, there is text that reads "Feb 20th -26th, Happy Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week! We are proud to promote the acceptance and inclusion of aromantic identities! Learn more about ASAW at arospecweek.org]

[drumcore-deactivated20200630]

huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...

[xxerror--sansxx]

damn whos this old bitch. is he a youtuber or something? hes ugly as hell

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

He looks like a rotting corpse, what a fucking loser

[dzcool3]

weren’t you two rotting corpses at some point?

[xxerror--sansxx]

batman?

[cyanbeats]

im sorry, but what is happening over here?

[xxerror--sansxx]

i dunno, just some random bat man guy started talking to us.

[cyanbeats]

o-oh, im sorry!

i-i’m kiki, whats your name

[xxerror--sansxx]

heya, im error sans. you can call me error though. whats up?

[cyanbeats]

nothing much,just my twin sister being an idiot

jade:wha- kiki thats mean

kiki:its true though jade

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

That's funny. You two don't even look like twins

[cyanbeats]

kiki:we are, we just have different colors

jade: that skeleton with the red sweater is so cute!

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

You talkin' about me? I ain't cute

[cyanbeats]

jade:*puts down pen* admit it,you are

kiki:jade! stop flirting with him!

[xxerror--sansxx]

really? i think hes pretty ugly personally.

[cyanbeats]

*she puts on shades and flips the bird* jade:f### you

[xxerror--sansxx]

ow, the edge. im just sayin that fell looks like a fuckin idiot. hes weak as hell too. couldnt even stop me from breaking his arm last time we fought

[cyanbeats]

jade: *sounding more demonlike* f### off ya twat

[xxerror--sansxx]

twat? what are you, british? gross

[cyanbeats]

jade: my accent can change! bloody ‘ell

kiki: it is true,we can have any accent

[xxerror--sansxx]

isnt that true for literally anyone though?even i could put on a dumb british accent if i wanted to. you aint special.

[cyanbeats]

彼について悪いことを言うのをやめなさい！

jade:彼について悪いことを言うのをやめなさい！

[xxerror--sansxx]

why should i? its fun. why do you care anyway? also, i get the point. didnt need to say it twice.

[cyanbeats]

jade:글쎄 미스터 이모 팬츠

[xxerror--sansxx]

...okay?

[transmasc-menace]

@banamberbread

[laly-481]

Who dare insult Fell Senpai ?

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

What the hell

[laly-481]

Senpai ♥️ !

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

I ain't your senpai, stop being weird

[laly-481]

Huh ?!

Then I have to kill you

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

I'd like to see you try, ya weirdo

[laly-481]

Not something hard, I'm used to it.

Actually, I already killed all the persons you could have liked !

[securipun]

papa smoke

[that-house]

Reading this post physically harmed me i have three less bones now but the payoff was worth it

[guiltiest-gear]

This post is the text equivalent of death by 1000 cuts

[coughybean]

whst the fuck