ok.

caveperson. girl. apprentice muralist.

[gork-cavegirl]

moon of pride almost over today and still no cavegirl for gork 😔 no girls who like girls in gorks village, travel far and still none... Not even at pride celebration... Guess gork hide in cave forever then

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag take Crag Jr down to tar pit to hunt megafauna trapped in tar pit. And then what happen? Crag Jr get stuck in tar pit. Total bullshit Crag tell you

[cavefennel]

you ever get Crag Jr out? or is he for the pit now.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag had to get him out, his panicked yelling was attracting predators

[cavefennel]

… any predators left stuck? I would like some new skulls for painting models once they’re picked clean.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag take Crag Jr down to tar pit to hunt megafauna trapped in tar pit. And then what happen? Crag Jr get stuck in tar pit. Total bullshit Crag tell you

[cavefennel]

you ever get Crag Jr out? or is he for the pit now.

[blaglartha-cavewoman]

Blaglartha think cave women are so pretty. Like and reblog if agree.

[garaks-padded-bra]

grabbing ur hand and shaking it w my entire soul's worth of respect. i have been soooo fascinated by neanderthals and other ancient humans ever since my baby brain made the connection that they had cultures and arts and funerals and loved ones! they must have had language and communication!! neanderthal fashion!!! neanderthal trends and snacks!!! like. not to be crass but i agree w u. if i were way back then and i saw a human who was j a bit different than me w like. a cool neanderthal style outfit and big ol cartoon mammoth bone over the shoulder thats enough meat for us both [insert flushed emoji or whatever] likeeee yeah. we could hang in a nice community of homos and neans!! we could cuddle up in the furs and paint each other's portraits on a cave wall!! we could discover some psychedelic mushrooms and splash around in a pond for an entire afternoon!! I WOULD DATE A NEANDERTHAL!!!

THIS PERSON IS COOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!1

a neanderthal would give me a good shoulder massage i know it

[crag-the-caveman]

You wish, smallbrow

[garaks-padded-bra]

Guys im fangirling hard rn crag the caveman found my post do you think he likes me

[crag-the-caveman]

Flattery will get you nowhere

[cavefennel]

crag complain about no mate, then insult prospective mate just because smallbrow? foolish…

[crag-the-caveman]

Tumblr update going to make us gimmick sideblogs go extinct

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg scared! What is this magical staff that curse the world!?

[cavefennel]

… what going on…?

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[letmeinimafairy]

Another cave handprints necklace, river pebbles and tempera.

Available

[todaysbird]

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

[mjalti]

I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks

[todaysbird]

it’s 2025 now i hope youve accumulated many seeds, nuts, and berries

[ratbugs]

i may have eated them all

[todaysbird]

in 2026, may you begin to once again find seeds, nuts and berries

[cavefennel]

Cold has kept me from painting. Important to keep hands warm. Fingers particularly. I miss painting.

[gork-cavegirl]

Gork, all the other cave-posters keep chasing me out (Mostly Crag). I just wanna hang out at the fire pit and make smores :(

- @time-traveler-that-fucked-up

smores? gork not know smores. strange man. Crag just mean tho

[time-traveler-that-fucked-up]

I am making a s'more for you immediately. It's sweet like berries, but soft, and has a crispy shell. Fire makes it gooey, and the gooey is better.

[cavefennel]

The white thing is better when it looks like charcoal…

[gork-cavegirl]

what is your favorite thing to throw

medium size rocks at men

[gork-cavegirl]

gork how do you get babes in a #lesbian way... winter nights so cold without them

if gork knew gork wouldn't be bored... attract with cool as fuck skull and art. Girls love gorks cavepaint and bone tools. None stay yet 😔 not even with Smilodon

[ook-cavegirl]

Ook think Gork cavepaint and bone tools and cool as fuck skulls pretty neat

[shrekyourself]

Your Cave Is Problematic

- poor ventilation - no lighting - mud all over the fucking place - doesn’t even have any bears or anything cool

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg not know what ventilation is, but cave have only small amount of mud in it, and Blurg see just fine. No bears but have cool collection of weird skulls. This mean Blurg cave problematic or not?

[cavefennel]

That’s not mud it’s red clay. For red pigment. Silly.

[slowedmountains]

a new trend

[byjove]

humans will see a cave and go in it