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[fission-mailure]

A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.

[vectorcannon]

when the Machinima vape hits

[gondorrevealparty]

being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

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[dogpuppy]

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[ballwizard]

[whoiscallingme]

[dogpuppy]

[7aceofdiamonds7]

the best part of this post was the body text

[batavias]

ONE man of DUBIOUS PRESENCE versus TWELVE MANOSPHERE GUYS

one man of dubious presence: it is only the wicked who speak ill of the female species

Serious white manosphere guy with short hair: who told you that. your mom

One man of dubious presence: yes

token black manosphere man with box braids recruited for the sole purposes of disrupting the shades of beige on display in the YouTube thumbnail with existence alone: WAIT WAIT [coughing laughter] TELL US ABOUT YOUR MOM FOR A SEC BRO?

one man of dubious presence: she is a tumor

Professorial bearded fat manosphere man: Hmm?

one man of dubious presence: She is a mile wide stretch of lab grown flesh. pulsating and soft and covered in fine motherly hairs. Sometimes teeth. she hums. She is music. She makes people like you into more things like me.

Serious white manosphere man with short hair: Okay so what we're talking about here is a metaphor. You're talking about a metaphor here. That's your line of debate. A fucking metaphor. Continue.

One man of dubious presence: when we can't feed her, she will take me back into her mass and dissolve me into nothing. for the good of her flesh.

Professorial bearded fat manosphere guy: actually? I'm interested to see where you're taking this. [Disbelieving laughter] It's pretty damn lyrical. Fucking weird, though

[manosphere guys muttering agreement and threats over the top of each other]

one man of dubious presence: I'm two days old. I don't know how long I will last. I tell you once more if you speak ill of the female species you are wicked

Looksmaxxing very wet looking manosphere guy snapping suddenly into consciousness after being in the seated equivalency of an anorexic coma: HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THIS SHIT!!!

[theonion]

Although dolphins have long been celebrated for their high intelligence and for appearing to have a complex language, a team of researchers at the University of Florida reported Monday that these traits are markedly less evident on dry land.

According to study researchers, a group of 25 bottlenose dolphins removed from their holding tanks failed 11 exercises designed to test their basic cognitive abilities and reasoning skills.

“The dolphins were incapable of recognizing and repeating simple gestures,” said study co-author Dr. Scott Lindell. “Their non-verbal communications were limited to a rapid constriction and expansion of the blowhole, various incomprehensible fin motions, and heavy tremors while they lay prone on the lab table.”

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[kosmicpowers]

Pjackk URL getting stolen by unfunny people who don't even play Tekken is really disappointing but being puppeted around Weekend at Bernies style is just really fitting somehow. He would've wanted his legacy desiccated

[dogpuppy]

[fresh2definitely]

mobile website for store near vacation house

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