I HAVE NO HEART.

indie and highly selective DRACULA from the film van helsing. based only on the film and nothing else. multiverse / multiship. this blog will contain graphic and triggering content. mutuals only. read all pages before interacting. #countdracla bitten by tay.

[phantom-evil]

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I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am HOLLOW… and I will live forever. I’m at war with the world! And every living soul in it! But soon… the final battle will begin.  /  bitten by tay.

[scavengememes]

a court of thorns and roses sentence starters

“don’t feel bad for one moment about doing what brings you joy.”

“be glad of your human heart. pity those who don’t feel anything at all.”

“i love you. thorns and all.”

“we need hope, or else we cannot endure.”

“you look… better than before. and your hair is… clean.”

“do you ever stop being so serious and dull?”

“do you ever stop being a prick?”

“you could have demanded every single week of the year. every single week, and i would’ve said yes.”

“he also said that you liked being brushed, and if i’m clever i might train you with treats.”

“everything i love always has the tendency to be taken away from me.”

“i would have been gentle with you, though.”

“i’m tired and lonely, and you’re the only person i can talk to without putting myself at risk.”

“because i wouldn’t want to die alone. because i’d want someone to hold my hand until the end, and awhile after that. that’s something everyone deserves.” 

“i didn’t want you to fight alone. or die alone.”

“has anyone ever taken care of you?”

“i’m drawn to it, even when i know i shouldn’t be, even when i try not to be.”

“beneath all your pride and stubbornness, i could have sworn i detected something that felt differently. interesting.”

“my priority would be to help my family—and i would have picked whatever side could keep them safest. i hadn’t thought of it as a weakness until now.”

“before you start yelling…”

“killing us is easier in pants.”

“all those years, what i did for them… and they didn’t try to stop you from taking me.”

“we’re too powerful, and too bored with immortality, to be checked by anything else.”

“we had contests to see who could write the dirtiest limericks while i was living with my father’s war-band by the border. i don’t particularly enjoy losing, so i took it upon myself to become good at them.”

“do you lie awake at night to come up with all your witty replies for the following day?”

“you don’t hold on to power by being everyone’s friend.”

“if it grieves you, then i don’t think it’s absurd at all.”

“better to die with my chin held high than groveling like a cowering worm.”

[countdracla-blog]

plotting call!  like this & i’ll pop into your ims.

[vanhelsiing]

STREAMING VAN HELSING, let me know who you are when you join!

[vanhelsiing]

To you, these MONSTERS are just evil beings to be vanquished. I’m the one standing there when they die and become the men they once were!  HUNTED BY TAY.

[countdracla-blog]

  go ahead & like this for a starter.

[scavengememes]

a court of thorns and roses sentence starters

“don’t feel bad for one moment about doing what brings you joy.”

“be glad of your human heart. pity those who don’t feel anything at all.”

“i love you. thorns and all.”

“we need hope, or else we cannot endure.”

“you look… better than before. and your hair is… clean.”

“do you ever stop being so serious and dull?”

“do you ever stop being a prick?”

“you could have demanded every single week of the year. every single week, and i would’ve said yes.”

“he also said that you liked being brushed, and if i’m clever i might train you with treats.”

“everything i love always has the tendency to be taken away from me.”

“i would have been gentle with you, though.”

“i’m tired and lonely, and you’re the only person i can talk to without putting myself at risk.”

“because i wouldn’t want to die alone. because i’d want someone to hold my hand until the end, and awhile after that. that’s something everyone deserves.” 

“i didn’t want you to fight alone. or die alone.”

“has anyone ever taken care of you?”

“i’m drawn to it, even when i know i shouldn’t be, even when i try not to be.”

“beneath all your pride and stubbornness, i could have sworn i detected something that felt differently. interesting.”

“my priority would be to help my family—and i would have picked whatever side could keep them safest. i hadn’t thought of it as a weakness until now.”

“before you start yelling…”

“killing us is easier in pants.”

“all those years, what i did for them… and they didn’t try to stop you from taking me.”

“we’re too powerful, and too bored with immortality, to be checked by anything else.”

“we had contests to see who could write the dirtiest limericks while i was living with my father’s war-band by the border. i don’t particularly enjoy losing, so i took it upon myself to become good at them.”

“do you lie awake at night to come up with all your witty replies for the following day?”

“you don’t hold on to power by being everyone’s friend.”

“if it grieves you, then i don’t think it’s absurd at all.”

“better to die with my chin held high than groveling like a cowering worm.”

[countdracla-blog]

I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am HOLLOW… and I will live forever. I’m at war with the world! And every living soul in it! But soon… the final battle will begin.  /  bitten by tay.

[countdracla-blog]

  go ahead & like this for a starter.

[countdracla-blog]

  go ahead & like this for a starter.

[vanhelsiing]

To you, these MONSTERS are just evil beings to be vanquished. I’m the one standing there when they die and become the men they once were!  HUNTED BY TAY.

[countdracla-blog]

I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am HOLLOW… and I will live forever. I’m at war with the world! And every living soul in it! But soon… the final battle will begin.  /  bitten by tay.

[countdracla-blog]

this blog is no longer dead, finally gonna give it another go.

[bea-awkward-deactivated20180827]

Apparently, there’s a horror movie called “Truth or Dare” coming out sometime...

What’s next? Duck, Duck, Goose: Nature Takes its Revenge?

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LMAO my grandmother called me a few minutes ago

and she was like " im pissed off at my pastor "

i asked her why

and she goes: he keeps saying "radical homosexuals"

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] Van Helsing (2004)

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ So what name, my good sir, do I carve on your gravestone? ❞

❝ Run for your lives! Vampires! ❞

❝ We all have our little problems. ❞

❝ Personally, I’d rather just kill you and call it a day. But let’s make it your decision, shall we? ❞

❝ I think you’ll find the view over here rather spectacular. ❞

❝ We are the last defense against evil. ❞

❝ To you, these monsters are just evil beings to be vanquished. I’m the one standing there when they die and become the men they once were. ❞

❝ When they ask you to bring someone back, they don’t mean as a corpse. ❞

❝ All right, you’re in a mood. Come on. ❞

❝ Any idiot can make a sword. ❞

❝ Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they’re all the same. Best when cooked well. ❞

❝ My granny could kill a warlock. ❞

❝ I’m a veritable cornucopia of talent. ❞

❝ I know what lurks in your lusting heart. ❞

❝ No, I have no heart! I feel no love! ❞

❝ I am at war with the world… and every living soul in it. ❞

❝ Do not fear me. Everybody else fears me. ❞

❝ Never too late to dig graves. You never know when you’ll need a fresh one. ❞

❝ For me, this is all personal. It’s all about family and honor. ❞

❝ Why do you do it, this job of yours? What do you hope to get out of it? ❞

❝ I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. ❞

❝ If you value your lives and the lives of your kind… you will kill me. ❞

❝ I’m sure this is some sort of sin. ❞

❝ Welcome to my summer palace. ❞

❝ I am accustomed to pain. It lets you know you’re alive. ❞

❝ Be happy in the knowledge that I shall weep over your dead body. ❞

❝ We are both part of the same grand game, (Name). ❞

❝ I think if you’re going to kill someone, kill them. Don’t stand there talking about it. ❞

❝ We could be friends. Partners! Brothers-in-arms! ❞

❝ Some things are better left forgotten. ❞

❝ I was beginning to lose faith, (Name). ❞

❝ You can’t kill me, (Name). I’m already dead. ❞

❝ The air around here is thick with envy. ❞

❝ Strangers don’t last long here. ❞

❝ I want first bite. ❞