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just in case you forgot, Kris Shitlord Dreemurr canonically :
- has hidden under noelle’s bed specifically because they Knew she was scared of humans under the bed - asked the pastor if they can have some more of that “ sick ” fruit juice - played the hospital piano like an absolute shitter - put their mouth back on the water fountain just to mess with susie - was jailed for all of two minutes before eating moss
okay now that i got this shit out of my system im going to update my theme / header / overall aesthetic because i was so fucking lazy setting up this blog and honestly, i am better than this.
platedprimadonna replied to your post: bloomborn replied to your post: ...
;kris rabies moodboard! xoxo
kris vc: it all began when i was bitten on the wrist by a rabid monster. from that point on i self dx’d myself with rabies. i don’t want the rabies cured i just want to die
normal brain: kris plays minecraft expanding brain: kris plays fortnite expanding galaxy god brain: k r i s p l a y s o l d s c h o o l r u n e s c a p e
bloomborn replied to your post: i just want to make it clear though...
and fortnite and kris unironically does fortnite dances
thanks! this post gave me rabies by the way
i just want to make it clear though that when i say kris and asriel definitely played minecraft ALL THE TIME together when they were younger, i 100% mean it with every last ounce of my stupid little heart
sans minecraft undertale last spotted being a momfucker
‘ . . . it’s just a closet. ’
KRIS’S VOICE IS LESS THAN a voice in that moment ; it was just a VESSEL, a means of conveying information. whether it was resignation or disappointment that coloured their tone was unclear, but as their fingers slip numbly from the door handle they lapse into a heavy silence, unwilling to waste any more words on what was in front of them. the evening light spills in long golden slats across the hallway tiles ( the classrooms long since vacated; the school day felt more agonizing than usual while they waited ) but now, standing at the threshold of what was, at one point, a gate to a whole other existence, their privacy feels more like loneliness.
it was just kris, and susie, and a useless, EMPTY closet, and nothing more.
* STARTER CALL / @bullybruiser
Deltarune memes are no longer illegal
kris: lying awake at night, desperately trying to sleep
chara: now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
okay so as a precursor this is just me speaking hypothetically, bouncing off the working theory that either kris and frisk have the same soul, or frisk and kris’s souls are somehow intertwined- but when frisk is ‘ in control ’ so to speak, i think that kris pretty much retains their own individual personality and will. that is to say, i think kris is inherently a good person without frisk’s influence; what frisk gifts them through the influence of their soul is the ability to ACT, and probably their determination too. besides that, i think kris and frisk very much work peacefully together and in tandem, and kris might even be less aware of their presence, im not 100% sure.
when chara is in control, it’s an entirely different story. as we all know, chara is an extremely powerful and dominating presence; when they take the reigns, it’s all them. kris is nothing but a vessel for them to use, as we can see by the fact that chara quite literally rips the soul from their body.
KRIS SQUINTS, THE OPPRESSIVE BLACKNESS of the dark world’s sky swallowing what little light spills beyond this peaceful plateau ; somewhere, it sounds like the wind is howling, but the breeze that stirs the tips of their fringe is nothing more than a tickle, a quiet reminder that this place was living and breathing. in the low light, the silhouette of something blocks their path, and kris steps forward just as a stem uncoils from the dirt, bright yellow petals unfurling to reveal a SMILING face between them.
not the strangest thing they’d ever seen.
kris and the flower stand at an impasse for a moment that feels too long to be comfortable. his presence incites a tug, his smile sinking in ill at ease, like an old memory gone stale with time, but if this encounter was like anything else they’d run into down here, it wasn’t without a solution. they shift, the tip of their sword touching the ground disarmingly.
‘ SO . . . are you going to attack me ? ’
* STARTER CALL / @bloomborn
woah hey ! starter call , tenatively capping at like . . . 10 rn ?
ik there’s a lot of discrepancy between how kris appears in their game sprite / some of the official game art / fan art etc, but i am a big big Fat fan of depictions of kris with longer, fluffy, unkempt hair, looking all windblown and in their eyes and junk. gosh.
so as a little bonus headcanon : as they were growing up, toriel would literally have to sit kris down in her lap and dedicate some time to brushing out their hair, otherwise they’d just go on looking like they’re nesting birds in there. i imagine she probably toyed with hairstyles ( a braid or two, or even something as simple as a ponytail ) but every time she did, it’d end up coming loose and getting all disheveled, or kris would pull the style loose when toriel wasn’t looking, so it kind of ended up a losing battle. even nowadays ( i think kris is about 16 ) toriel will have to turn them around and make them march back inside in the morning to run a brush through their hair before school.
“ … i’m sorry. “
* RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS / always accepting !
KRIS SAYS NOTHING : their silence isn’t a balm in that moment, they can see, but ralsei’s demeanour is fragile and rapidly wilting, like budding life left without the sun. it makes them uncomfortable, if only for just a moment. it makes them uncomfortable because in it they see themselves, before time had worn and polished them into something featureless and impassive, and as sad and unsightly as it is, it doesn’t strike them as fair.
kris wasn’t sure just how much they knew about goodness, but if they were asked to give it a name, it just might be RALSEI.
( * ACT → Comfort. )
kris wordlessly bundles the lonely prince into their arms, their chin finding its burrow in the dip of his shoulder; despite their silence, the gesture is unequivocally tender, a resounding don’t be sorry. trying to talk their way through everything life had to throw at them always felt clumsy, ineffective, like it did more harm than good. But ACTING ─
well, they’d always been pretty good at that.
random sentence starters
random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
ralsei: KRIS ralsei: IS THAT A WEED kris: no its a cra- ralsei: I’M CALLING THE POLICE ralsei: [dials 911 on microwave]
