[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie

[sexynakedblackguy]

[castielstiel]

[maurypovichofficial2]

Satan considers opening the Gates of Hell.

[hungwy]

I do kind of miss when he looked like this

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[sapphling]

they should invent a desire to be wanted that doesn't feel grotesque and perverse

[sapphling]

just found out they did this and it's called having two beers

[cybermanes]

I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[turnupthestrobe]

[birdgremlin]

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[aslongasitsblack]

​a man who has never denied himself anything meets a man who denies himself everything and the hedonist tries to lure the self-abnegator into succumbing to the pleasures of the flesh and succeeds but their rendezvous makes accidentally clear that true pleasure is derived from the perilous destructive nature of intimate connection and eventually true actual love and so we come to conclude that in fact the hedonist is the one who has never allowed himself anything true while the self-abnegator has never strayed from the path of his want and then they put them on ice skates and gave them sticks

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[wolfliet]

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot