That big hole

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“i wish rocky were here. i always wish rocky were here.”

OH IM ILL. GRACE AND HIS SPACE SOULMATE OH MY GOD.

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rocky and grace love each other so much fuck i’m going to be sick

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i understand the james ortiz hype but unfortunately he kinda looks like my grandma

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i think i know more about project hail mary than you do idiot

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struggle with plurality-

i know what type of relationships i should have with the people in my life but, im not the host so i just. dont have them.

i dont really know these people? it’s unfortunate because there would be a lot of social consequences if i behaved the way i feel but it’s like being forced to act in a play 24/7.

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i can’t stop thinking about how utterly horrific humans must be to eridians.

what do you MEAN you have your protective structure on the INSIDE?? how does that make any sense??

and, like, 50% of your sensitive organs are just… out. just. vulnerable?

on top of that, you LEAK? your body produces so much fluid that you leak for all sorts of reasons, even unnecessary ones.

and your body is capable of reversing your digestive processes to expel MORE FLUIDS.

i can only imagine it’s equivalent to meeting a species that stores all their muscles on the outside of their body and is constantly leaking trace amounts of blood and water everywhere. like an impossibly tall, skinned man. jesus christ.

i wonder how repulsed eridian society was at first.

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thinking about that interview clip where ortiz said that phm from rocky’s perspective is like ‘Alien’ 😭

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i can’t stop thinking about how utterly horrific humans must be to eridians.

what do you MEAN you have your protective structure on the INSIDE?? how does that make any sense??

and, like, 50% of your sensitive organs are just… out. just. vulnerable?

on top of that, you LEAK? your body produces so much fluid that you leak for all sorts of reasons, even unnecessary ones.

and your body is capable of reversing your digestive processes to expel MORE FLUIDS.

i can only imagine it’s equivalent to meeting a species that stores all their muscles on the outside of their body and is constantly leaking trace amounts of blood and water everywhere. like an impossibly tall, skinned man. jesus christ.

i wonder how repulsed eridian society was at first.

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this is exactly how it feels to be transgender

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i’ve never seen rygos in anything else but i know he’s never looked better than he does in PHM

[lewadny]

happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

very funny to me how there's not that many characters in phm to play with so the fandom's just been stealing characters from other movies. like yeah grace has a twin brother who's ryan gosling from a different movie. hell why not andy weir crossover mark watney's here too. let's throw markiplier in while we're at it.

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👎 good luck with that guys

[dumpsterfire620]

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james ortiz looks like a muppet made a wish to be a real boy

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reading the book after watching the movie is a crazy experience. the movie is wonderful and did an amazing job at adapting the story but there is just so much that didn’t make it on screen. what do you mean eridians have MEAT.

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everything can be queer if i imagine it

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the things i’d give for a scene by scene recreation of the PHM book with james and ryan