Write Away

a place for my writing. warning this is going to be full of words. actually now this place doesn't have as many words as I thought. oh well anything that I have written can be found easily if you look up writing in the tagline. everything i have written has been tagged.

[courageousscribe]

some solo pics from Galaxy con. Went/ am going as an Asha'man tomorrow as well. though my beard is a bit too long and covers the pins on the collar.

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[jehovahhthickness]

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[oldtvlover]

Almost half a century old. 😉

[hauntingyourself]

You ever see a character in a horror movie punch a ghost? NO and that’s why they never survive. You gotta hit ‘em with something they’re not expecting. Who’s tormenting who now son

[miakoenigspython]

[processintegrated]

I went to a dog show the other day. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third. I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.

[morphmaker]

are there palm tree Ents

[morphmaker]

Palm Tree Ents: The Appendices

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[the-hickdooky-blog]

i got like. electric/psychic and arachnid from this thing. im weird joltik Vriska Serket. holy shit.

[gremlinservant]

I'm literally Mareep (pure electric and sheep)

[the-hickdooky-blog]

are you specifically the free shiny one you get in za because if so that’s fucking awesome

[gremlinservant]

I am pretty pink yeah. Dont catch me I bite

[the-hickdooky-blog]

yeah hold on this does remind me of something

why the FUCK is the mareep line full of physical attackers?? there is no fucking way that AMPHAROS is gonna do better punching me in the gut than casting a thunderbolt. like. what?????????

[gremlinservant]

Sheep are pretty similar to goats, which I have more experience in. Goats headbutt each other a lot and are overall pretty physically affectionate

Also; rams.

[sleepyfellow03]

ice fish

[gremlinservant]

Did you know there are no ice fish pokemon. I felt the urge to make one

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

[bauliya]

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

[big-edies-sun-hat]

“If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. but if a friend of mine had a sorrow and refused to allow me to share it, I should feel it most bitterly. If he shut the doors of the house of mourning against me, I would move back again and again and beg to be admitted so that I might share in what I was entitled to share. If he thought me unworthy, unfit to weep with him, I should feel it as the most poignant humiliation.”

Oscar Wilde

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[shinyjiggly]

I got abortion survivor. No change as far as I can tell.

other factors beyond that would weigh a lot more to me.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You're the secondary character in this type of media. (horror, comedy, apocalypse, cartoon, rom-com, documentary, reality TV show, etc) Are you surviving?

you are the secondary character in THIS media genre!!

Are you surviving?

yup!!!! I love it here!

yeah!!

Yeah but I'm not happy

I'd rather not but I will

I'm arospec and got romance save me

I am DEAD

results

Voting ended onJun 2

op note: all the submissions I get are really cool ideas!! Thank you!! Keep them coming!!

I am looking at you catboy. I don't know how you do it.

[shinyjiggly]

I got comedy, I can do this. I thrive on comedy.

[thesleepiestspiny]

Visit Original Link

This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.

[systlin]

do hobbits even exist at this point in time?

We don't fucking know!!!

Legit we have no idea. Maybe proto-hobbits do exist, minding their own business over in what will become Eriador. I like to imagine them getting into spats over Who Should Inherit Granny's Good Teapot while over in Beleriand there are balrogs and dragons and desperate battles and all that.

Or maybe they don't yet! No idea! An ongoing Thing in the books is that no one really knows where the hell hobbits came from. The elves are baffled. The dwarves don't know. Humans have no idea. Hobbits themselves think that it's not important, or at least not as important as discussing the finer points of the weather and how it will affect the potato crop.

[systlin]

With this in mind it's so fucking funny to me to picture the absolute BAFFLEMENT of the One Ring when Smeagol picked it up, because it didn't fucking know what hobbits were either. And it turns out they are the single most intractable fucking race on Arda, and proceed to make that the One Ring's problem for the rest of its existence.

[systlin]

The Ring tries to tempt Samwise with, what to the Ring's perspective, is the most absolute bullshit low ball power fantasy ever, namely a huge garden with him as the gardener, him the gardener of all the world. For the ring this is fuckign ridiculous, beneath it, but it's trying anything to get back to Sauron so that they can do some proper evil.

Sam considers this, figures 'nah that's too much to weed' and it doesn't work. The ring must have been FURIOUS can you imagine it's so funny.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

facts about you please

"You Please" is a 1978 novel by Frank Mutterbruder about a hypersexual woman's growing lust for an artist who is only interested in her as a model. The story concerns her attempts to seduce him as they grow more and more outlandish and dangerous. The book's graphic sexuality and implied cannibalism caused it to be banned in several states, though the publisher, Grovemeat Press, appealed and won at the federal level.

Mutterbruder was likely inspired by his older friend, Frankie Powers-Jovani, a famous gay artist known for his Tom-Of-Finland style works depicting men in leather with large, round muscles and other bulging parts. Powers-Jovani had worked with a model, assumed by some to be Bettie Page (though no evidence of this exists) on an unreleased series, said to have been destroyed by either Frankie or the model upon their feud.

The book departs from reality however when its protagonist, Jessica Jellie, creates a love potion to make her artist friend love her back. She mixes the potion wrong and accidentally creates a fluid capable of melting men into a delicious putty. After killing the artist, she begins melting other men and serving the putty as a sort of cake fondant that she sells under the name of "Manzipan."

Frank Mutterbruder died in 1982 when he was himself melted into putty during the Pittsburgh Play-Dough Calamity. His novel has gone largely ignored until recently, when Yorgos Lanthimos optioned it with Emma Stone to play Jessica Jellie and Colin Farrell as artist Yakov Geww.

The original printing of the novel "You Please" also won the Albert A. Gore Award for Most Recyclable Paper, but this is generally considered irrelevant to its literary significance.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

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