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"Be honest with me: do these pants make my butt look..huge?"
Glee - actors: Darren Criss
"Thing is though…" he walked up a little, "I didn’t. So what do you have to say about that?"
Blaine mulled it over for a bit before nodding his head and patting an empty spot on the bed next to him. "I say that you're insane."
「✥」—;; ❝ Sure, that could work. At least, I’d know that my moans are bothering you. ❞ Jaxon chuckled, boy did he work up Blaine quite a bit. ❝ I know I am, I’m just playing. But seeing that your grumpy all the time, why not hook up with someone? ❞ Jaxon really was a little shit.
"Well, even if I decided to not say anything to you, you couldn't possibly think that I was enjoying the fact that you kept me up at all hours of the night." Blaine sighed softly and rubbed his temples with the points of his fingers gently. "Believe me if I could I would. But, it's not as easy as you make it sound. Plus, I;m far too busy."
Home Sweet Home - Plaine
Puck nodded as Blaine took his hand. “Good. Then we’ve got a deal.” He pulled up to his apartment and got out of the car, unlocking the door and heading up to his room, unlocking it and opening it for Blaine. “I have a spare key I’ll give you, but for now, I have other priorities.” He shut the door behind them and then pinned Blaine against it, going back to kissing him breathless. He reached down and pulled their groins together, humming into his mouth as he ground against the other boy. “So fucking hot, Blaine.” He grinned and moved down to kiss at his neck, sucking at the skin there.
Blaine nodded his head feverishly. "I figured the furthest thing from your mind was a spare key, Noah." He muttered with a soft chuckle before he felt his back pressed up against the wooden door in what seemed like milliseconds. Once he felt a pair of familiar and warm lips making contact with his own once more, it triggered something within him: a want or a need for Puck. A sort of animalistic hunger that just couldn't be ignored.Blaine fed into the kiss passionately, wrapping his arms around his peer's neck. He threw his jacket off and cast it aside as he felt Noah's pelvis right up against his own. "Too much clothes.." He muttered before tilting his head back slightly to allow for his new roommate to go at the blank canvas of his neck as he pleased.
Soulmates!AU Sentence Meme
"Come ooonn, I’m really hungry! You’re the one supposed to feed me."
"Do you ever think what it’d be like if we had the same marks? If it were you and me?"
"Do you love me? And not because you’re supposed to."
"Do you think I’ll ever find it? The one with a mark on their arm saying they have to be with me?"
"Do you think there’s more than one? More than one soulmate for each one?"
"Do you think sex with a soulmate could ever be better than this? Because I doubt it."
"Get out of work? Just tell them your soulmate needs you."
"God, I love you so much. I know what I said before, but you’re everything I think about, everything I want, I don’t wanna turn my back on this. I don’t care what a piece of paper says or doesn’t. I’d still want this, you, if it didn’t say a thing."
"Hell, no! You get that erased right now! It’s not me!”
"I can’t believe you’re it. From all the people- You can’t be. I hate you."
"I got your letter. I know we never talked before, but you sent your number and… Do you think we can meet? And yes, it’s your name too."
"I know I always say I don’t want to know, I don’t want to get it, the marker, but knowing for sure there’s someone out there for you, no matter what… I can’t say it isn’t tempting.”
"I know you’re horny. I can literally feel it. And it’s not helping me focus at all. So can’t you deal with it?”
"I know neither of us have markers, but I’m pretty sure they’d be glowing right now if we did."
"I know this is not ideal, but I’m willing to try if you are."
"I know you’re scared, I’m fucking scared too, but this says we got each other for life, that’s gotta be worth something, right?"
"I thought I’d never find you. Are you scared?"
"I’m scared as hell. But I still want to go through with it, I want to be able to prove it to anyone, let’s do this, let’s get the markers."
"If I knew sex could be this amazing, I would have searched the name a long time ago."
"If someone had warned me I would end up here… I would still have chosen you. I’ll always choose you."
"It’s me…? Hell, it’s me. It really is me. You’re ruined."
"Look at it! Don’t turn away. Can you see it? It’s a perfect match. I’m sorry if it sucks that it’s me. But it’s true. You can’t run from this."
"No! No, it can’t be! That’s not-, no that’s not it… [Name] I can’t be your name… It’s not possible because… You’re not mine."
"Our chests might not glow, but I would do anything for you, I’d go anywhere, I love you, and if that’s not soulmate material, than I don’t want to find my soulmate."
"Okay, name one time pretending to be soulmates got us in trouble.”
"Please don’t ask me to leave. I want you so much it hurts. I never thought it could feel like this."
"Promise me, promise me you’ll give us a chance before you go and get your mark done. Promise me."
"So what? Just because a thing on my wrist glows I’m suddenly supposed to rebuild my whole life around you? Please. You’re fucking insane. This is fucking insane. Get the hell out."
"This is just too hard. This soulmate thing. I know they say I’m your only chance. But I can’t do this. I’m sorry. You’re gonna have to find another way. I can’t be your soulmate."
"We have to talk… I’ve met him/her. I’ve met the one. I can’t do this, I can’t marry you tomorrow."
"We’re done. Mark or not mark. We’re done here. Don’t call me."
"What if it never happens to me? Do you ever get scared about it?"
"What’s wrong?? I could feel in how much pain you were just now. God, I’m still shaking."
"Why don’t you ever let me see it? If you have the name already, why can’t you tell me whose is it? I thought we were best friends."
"Yes, I’m still scared! What if this is just a mistake? What if it passes someday and you don’t love me for me? What will be left then?"
"Yes, we’re soulmates! I get it, now shut up and fuck me, because I’m pretty sure it’s one of your duties."
"You know, for someone who’s supposed to be my soulmate, you really need a new wardrobe. Or a new whole taste.”
"You know sometimes, some people, they don’t ever find a match, right? Do you still want to know?"
"You’re it okay?? I don’t know how, I don’t know why, all I know is that you’re the only one that will do, it hurts like goddamn hell, and I don’t-I just need you to let me in, please.”
"You’re my soulmate, I don’t need something telling me that."
"(Name)? We need to talk… There’s something I have to tell you. Or show you, I guess. Please don’t be mad. I would have never- I’m sorry. But it’s your name. It’s you."
Home Sweet Home - Plaine
Puck huffed and rolled his eyes again. “You’re wrong. I’m a true blue asshole.” He shrugged, reaching down to grip Blaine’s ass. “Figured you could feel my gaze.” He happily finished kissing Blaine and then pulled back. “That was a good taste. Let’s head back to my place and you can make your first payment.” He grabbed Blaine’s hand and led him out to his car, getting in the driver’s seat and waiting for Blaine before pulling out and driving to his apartment. “Last chance to turn back. I’ll even give you a free night where I’ll take the couch. If you don’t want this, I’m not going to force you into it, man.”
Blaine suppressed the urge to let a moan slip free when he felt two large hands grip his rump. "That was..something, alright." It was clearly more than just alright, but Blaine still needed to get used to the idea of Puck wanting him in such a way. "Let's get going, then." Blaine said with a nod as he followed Puck out into his car, straight to his apartment building. "No..this is the best choice for me. And I won't make you sleep on the couch. the faster I get used to it, the faster it'll become easier for the both of us, Noah." Blaine hesitantly reached over and took Puck's hand in his own. "I want this and willingly accepted your offer."
Home Sweet Home - Plaine
Puck rolled his eyes. “Now you’re just being an ass. Puck is anything but a softie. I’m a badass.” He nodded. “I don’t blame you. I just figured you’d definitely notice. I stare at your ass, like, all the time. Hardly my fault considering your pants are practically painted on.” He stood up and followed Blaine to the front of the room with a smirk. “Definitely headed out to my place….our place….but I want a little down payment first.” He moved to Blaine and pulled him into a heated kiss, cupping his cheek and making sure he gave Blaine a damn good first kiss from him.
"Nuh-uh. It's a sincere and honest predication that I've made and I'm pretty sure that it's right, so I wouldn't be so high and mighty about it." Blaine shook his head with reddening cheeks at the other's words. "Well, if that's true, then I'm always turned around when you do it. So, how would I even notice? Hey, not my fault that the best kinds of pants are extremely tight." Blaine retorted as the other approached him. "Right..our place.." Blaine murmured as he took to the heated kiss a bit hesitantly at first, but gradually leaned into it, feeding back to the passion of the atmosphere. After all, he had to get used to it and more from then on.
「✥」—;; ❝ Well, my dear room mate, why haven’t you brought this issue up before? ❞ He asked, folding his arms across his chest. ❝ Not to mention, there’ve been times I’ve heard your moans and groans. Don’t be pinning everything on me. ❞ Well, Jaxon’s slight teasing turned into an argument between the two.
"What am I supposed to say? Hey, Jaxon? Would ya mind not bringing your own personal drill team to plow you every night?" Blaine retorted to the other. "Oh, now you're just talking nonsense, Jaxon and you know it!" Blaine inched closer with an annoyed tone of voice.
Home Sweet Home - Plaine
Puck smiled at Blaine. “You never know with me. I’m a wildcard. Got tons and tons of shit about me you’d never know.” He shrugged, rolling his eyes. “Fine. Lazy I’ll give you. I’m definitely lazy. Don’t worry, though, I’m pretty clean.” He laughed at Blaine calling him straight. “Man, you’ve got no gaydar at all, do you? I pretend to be interested in girls. Straight up, I’m a coward. I like not getting the shit beat out of me. It started out as me not knowing who I was and I never got the courage to be honest. Santana and Quinn and Britt all know, but…no one else. But no. Not straight. Definitely gay. And the choice is yours, man. You’ve got a place to stay if you accept the deal. You can turn me down and I’ll find a way to find you some other place, but…that’s the deal for my place if you want it.”
"Wildcard, huh? I get the feeling that under all of this bad boy overlay, you're just a big softie who's all kind and genuinely good-hearted." Blaine teased with a laugh. "I guess it's a bit off-put if I was so wrong about you, then. But, you have to give me credit. You do come off as real straight-like and very macho man-esque." Blaine thought the proposition over for a moments before he nodded solemnly and bent over to pick up his belongings and his bag. "Alright, Noah, I accept your offer with it's conditions. I sort of need a place to stay and I'd rather stay with someone I know and somewhat trust with that sort of baggage than be on my own God knows where. Now, we headed out?" Blaine asked as he waltzed to the front of the classroom, flickering the light teasingly.
Dustin just shrugged. He had no idea why Blaine wouldn’t like looking at himself naked. He could tell from how tight the onesie was that the man had a good body, and getting to see it naked would be something he would consider to be an amazing opportunity.
"Well when i come to pick ya up to go campin’ I reckon it’ll probably be at about five in the mornin’ so if you’re a heavy sleeper I might really be throwin’ ya in the back of my truck." Dustin smirked and winked at Blaine. A weekend away from the world, out in the woods with Blaine sounded like heaven to him. They would get to share a tent and just enjoy each other’s company with out any distractions. He made a note to be sure to buy a onesie just like Blaine’s before they went though. As much as he liked being naked, that thing looked pretty damn comfy. "Cowboy and a city boy, who woulda guessed we’d be such good friends?"
"Well in case ya ain’t picked up on it yet, I’m a whole lot better at actin’ like a kid than i am at bein’ a grown up." He laughed, watching with excited eyes as Blaine slipped off the counter and opened the flap. "Well hot damn. I don’t know they got in the water up here that gave ya such a nice butt, but I gotta get me some." Dustin laughed and turned around and at the same time, pushed down his briefs so his entire ass was exposed, and since his underwear was pretty small to begin with, there was quite a show in the front too. "Look alright? Or am I gunna have to start doin’ more squats a the gym?" He chuckled, looking back at Blaine, not bothering to pick his underwear back up when they fell down to around his ankles.
"Hey, I may value my sleep just as much as the next person, I can rise and shine at the crack of dawn like you do! Besides, if I get incredibly tired, I could just sleep in the truck until we actually got there. There's no way in hell you're throwing me in the back of some pick-up truck, Dustin. No way, no how." Blaine loved being with Dustin at this point. The two just seemed to have a natural chemistry that couldn't be beat. It was actually sort of endearing when one really thought about it. Two goofball boys who just enjoyed each other's company. It was so simple, yet it was so special to Blaine already considering that Dustin liked him enough to hire him. "Opposites attract and all of that kind of stuff, you know. I can see us being buds for a whole, don't you think?"
"You're basically one big toddler who just knows how to cook a gourmet meal at the drop of the hat. But, other than that. A toddler." Blaine lightly teased with another swig of his beer and a happy sort of giggle. "It's just a whole lot of tap class and jogging, really. Nothing too special, I'd say." Blaine mused about his own ass as he massaged his smooth cheeks nonchalantly.Spinning on his own heel, Blaine cocked his head at the sight of the other's own ass with a peek-a-boo of the frontal show. "Look's pretty okay to me." Blaine murmured with a shrug and a laugh, poking it playfully. "Is this your strange way of telling me that you just wanna be naked for the rest of the night because it'll be more comfortable for you? Because if so, I have no problem with you going all out." Blaine noted with a tip of his bottle at the other.
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「✥」—;; ❝ Are you perhaps jealous? Or do you want to be the only one? ❞ Jaxon couldn’t help it when his urges come. He honestly never slept with his room mate before but he had to admit that there were times when the other was tempting. ❝ Well, in my defense, they leave before you wake up and, I do check to see if you’re here or not. Plus, it’s not like I’m having sex on your bed or something. ❞
"Jealous? C'mon, you must be joking. Oh, yea I would love to be the one who makes your bed creak incessantly in the middle of the night, Jaxon." Blaine didn't remember a person that made his sass master come out as much as Jaxon could. "There have been times when you haven't checked and I've had to fall asleep to the lovely soundtrack of your moans and groans."
Home Sweet Home - Plaine
Puck nodded and stared Blaine dead in the eye. “Don’t blame yourself, dude, ok? My dad left when I was little. I get the whole asshole parent thing. I know how you feel. You’re not alone, ok? Everyone in Glee Club loves you, dude. You’re the star here. We all care about you.” He hesitated for a moment, feeling a slight pang of guilt at his taking advantage of Blaine, but shrugged it off. “You don’t have to do my homework. I can do that shit myself. I may act like an idiot, but I’m not, ok?” He leaned closer to Blaine. “I was thinking of something a little more…mutually beneficial if you catch my drift. And if you don’t, I don’t have two beds and I’m not letting either of us sleep on the couch or the floor.”
"You know what, Puckerman? I never thought I would see you as someone I could talk and relate to. It's kind of nice, I have to admit." Blaine smiled softly at his own words. The other was always too focused on football or girls or both to worry about being a genuine person. Seeing this side to Puck made Blaine happy, if only a little bit. "I never said that you were an idiot, but you are lazy beyond all reason." Blaine corrected with a point of his finger. Puck's implications left him speechless and red. It took him a moment to process all the information given to him. "Wait. Woah, woah, woah. Noah. Aren't you straight?" Blaine asked, leaning closer to the other male.
Home Sweet Home - Plaine
Puck raised his hands defensively and nodded. “No need to bite, Blaine. Like I said, just trying to help. Wasn’t trying to piss you off. Just get the truth.” He pulled Blaine towards him and hugged him. “You tell anyone I hugged you, I will ruin your life.” He pulled back and smirked at Blaine. “Joking. Don’t snap at me again. And, for your information, Mr. Jones is a colossal dick and let me stay asleep in detention while he left. So I woke up just a couple minutes ago. Now, do you want to talk solutions or do you want to keep getting pissed at me?” He waited a second to let the options sink in and then started talking again. “Now, let it never be said that I’m not a generous guy. I have my own apartment and I’ll let you stay there. But every roommate has to pay rent. And I don’t think you’re big on money right now. So…you’ll have to pay some other way.”
Blaine nodded his head and tried his best to keep his composure. "Look, I know. I know. I..it's just hard realizing that not even your parents really give a damn about your happiness, you know?" Blaine was shocked when the more muscular male wrapped his arms around him in a hug. That was so off from Puck, but he was in no position to reject anything, so he hugged back and patted the other male's back. "You have my word that I'll keep quiet. Well, in hindsight, you shouldn't have fallen asleep or even gotten detention in the first place, but that's beyond me." Blaine responded with a small chuckle. "Really?" Blaine asked, a little too unsure. "You'd do that for me? This is new, I gotta say. Look, I'm not doing your homework as payment for staying with you, Puck. I have too much on my plate as it is."
「✥」—;; He had to give credit to his room mate for knowing him so well. Sleep was something he would never miss out on. Jaxon let out a chuckle hearing Blaine’s description. ❝ Sexual imp? I like the sound of that. ❞ He smirked, getting up from his seat to go over to the male. ❝ You don’t like it? ❞ He asked, wanting to tease the taller male more.
Blaine couldn't ever take Jaxon seriously. There was always something that just ticked him off. "I figured that I was being pretty spot on. It's hard sharing a room with a guy that brings in different men each night, you know." Blaine said with a cross of his arms. "I don't know what to think of it, if we're being quite honest with one another."
Home Sweet Home - Plaine
Puck glared at Blaine and shut the door behind him. “Listen, Blaine. Yeah, I’m a badass and yeah, I’m an asshole. But I get the whole nowhere to lay your head shtick. I’ve been there. So you can either bullshit me in your pajamas and I can leave or you can tell me the truth and I can help you figure out something.” He moved to sit next to Blaine. “Just talk to me, dude. I’m not completely useless, I swear.” He looked at the boy next to him and couldn’t help but feel a little twitch of arousal at the sight of the boy dressed down. Something about the vulnerability of the younger man just hit him. He reached out to rest a hand on Blaine’s shoulder.
Blaine sighed and crossed his arms over his chest as well as his legs. "You wanna know the truth, Puckerman? Here it is. My parents asked me when I was going to get serious about my future. I told them that for now show choir and in the future, musical theatre was going to be my future. They told me to stop playing games and to buckler down. I wouldn't listen and they threw me out and said to now come back until I had a steady career option. I didn't want anyone to find out, so I moved into the school. There. Happy?" Blaine asked with a bite to his voice. "And why is it you're here? I'm almost positive that detention doesn't let out in the late hours of the night."