Avillainess

totally not a villain, hence the name~ no malicious intent! let down your guard :) ordinary lady with ordinary pets <3 (she/her)

[garden-gno-thanks]

meow meow meow? meow meow, meow meow meow meow mra meow! meow meow mra purrrr meow meow purr meow, meow meow meow mra MEOW!

[an-avillainess]

mrow.

[daredevil-real]

Meow

@the-ghost-kitten

Meow.

[the-ghost-kitten]

Meow.

[daredevil-real]

SniffSniffSniffSniff

Tail flick.

[the-ghost-kitten]

*head tilts. Sniff.*

[daredevil-real]

Ear twitch. Head tilt. Squeak.

[foggy-nelson-real]

...Okay, not that I'm not CONCERNED about this, I am, we'll talk about it later.

But what the hell do you mean "SQUEAK"?!

Have you never heard a cat before??

What kind of cat squeaks?

I think you heard a cat TOY. The cats don't freaking SQUEAK!

[daredevil-real]

Cats squeak all the time? They do it more when they’re talking to other cats than to humans, but it’s definitely a squeak: high pitched, short, and very distinct from a chirp.

[an-avillainess]

mrrrow chrrp? a!

[an-avillainess]

mrowr?

[an-avillainess]

i finally got my phone back from manny! im sure everyone was deeply worried, right~? but don't worry your silly little heads, im okay :)

[an-avillainess]

n. no one…? :'(

[an-avillainess]

im giving my phone back to the cat :)

[an-avillainess]

i finally got my phone back from manny! im sure everyone was deeply worried, right~? but don't worry your silly little heads, im okay :)

[an-avillainess]

n. no one…? :'(

[garden-gno-thanks]

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

did we have homework due today?!?

[an-avillainess]

yes, your essay on the relationship between jojo's bizarre adventure and neoliberalism is due in 20 minutes :)

[an-avillainess]

i finally got my phone back from manny! im sure everyone was deeply worried, right~? but don't worry your silly little heads, im okay :)

[an-avillainess]

mreoowww!!!!

[an-avillainess]

mrrrrow!! mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreoooowww!!!!!!

[an-avillainess]

mreoowww!!!!

[an-avillainess]

O_O

[trans]

[an-avillainess]

i should try this on manny :) be right back~

[spidey-official]

i sneezed under the mask today and let me tell you, if the webs didn’t already gross you out, this would’ve finished the job.

[daredevil-real]

That’s why my mask only covers the top half of my face. I sneezed into a mask once during quarantine and vowed to never let it happen again.

[an-avillainess]

i sneezed into someone's mask once! deeply unpleasant :)

[garden-gno-thanks]

KaBLAST

[an-avillainess]

reblog to kablast prev :)

[chongoblog]

just reminding you that jake irish

Every time someone references NCCT in my inbox my heart skips a beat because like 30 people MAX know who Jake Irish is and now we just get to tell my thousands of followers that Jake Irish existed

[an-avillainess]

i am learning so much about cpu kerfuffle :)

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

Why does the Bugle say such mean things about Doctor Octopus? I swear he's not that bad! :c

…HOW OLD ARE YOU?

[doctoroctavius-offical]

Yeah , really Jameson. listen to this person for once. don’t be so judgmental…relax a little.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

HOW ABOUT YOU GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU SIX-ARMED SQUID! YOUR POWER IS STUPID AND YOUR IDEAS ON CLEAN ENERGY ARE OUTDATED BY AT LEAST 20 YEARS!

[doctoroctavius-offical]

Wrong cephalopod. And you’ve got some nerve for a newspaper manager. and if i wanted to hurt someone I would’ve done so. i also had a..secret i wanted to share.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

IS IT ABOUT THE TIME YOU HAD A SECRET LOVE CHILD WITH SPIDER-MAN, CAUSE I KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE. ELLIOT TOLLIVER. REAL SMOOTH WITH THE NAMING THERE.

[an-avillainess]

i didn't know about this… :)

[garden-gno-thanks]

I'm hungry, i should go see if that restaurant i like has any more of that rare endangered animal

[an-avillainess]

bad news! it's no longer endangered :)

[garden-gno-thanks]

FOOL OF A TOOK

[an-avillainess]

working with hobbits can be such a pain :)