[psychedelicfelon]

Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.

[garbageboys]

[anthonystarkdeservesbetter]

We had Spiderman, who ships Spideypool. Now get ready for Spiderman, who ships Superfamily.

[kate882]

Tony Stark + Textposts 

[courfffeyrac]

Tony: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Steve: Tony, no that's NOT how to bake cookies.

Tony: fLOOR IT??

Steve: STARK, N O-

Tony: hOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES IN 1 SECOND???

Bucky: tONY, YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE TOWER DOWN--

Tony: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Steve/Bucky: tONY, PLEASE-

[chase2452]

*shows up two years late with starbucks* age of ultron had one (1) good scene and that was it.

[courfffeyrac]

Someone: So...I heard your parents are divorced.

Peter: Not divorced just...*flashback scene to the events of Civil War* separated.

[any-one00]

You know that feeling when you get into a new fandom and you go to AO3 to search for it for the first time and there are ALL THOSE FANFICS already written by those wonderful and talented writers and you are not even sure where to start but just know you have found your new home for at least the next few weeks

Dear Lord, that feeling

[nochillrogers]

(x)

[thepunisher]

incorrect marvel quotes [insp]

[nochillrogers]

He’s not a guy who likes to be held down, ladies.

[nochillrogers]

Like us, you may be suffering from “Chronic Superhero Fatigue.” 

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

[nochillrogers]

I was intimidated by my own presence.

[gaeliam]

Superfamily confirmed!

[diversedisney]

[just-french-me-up]

Grantaire actually picked Bossuet to be the best man at his wedding, and at the altar Bossuet jokingly said “Hope I didn’t forget the rings” before patting his pockets in utter terror. Ten seconds later, he gave the velvet box to Grantaire with a wink.

“Gotcha. Now go put a ring on it, hashtag bless.”