Shaun Riley Hand: Man, I can't come up for anything else Wrong about Massachusetts other than taxes & Curt Schilling. and the latter you might not know about, and are blessed not to
Courtney: ...is that a red sox player?
Shaun: yeah, he's a former pitcher
turned Conservative loudmouth
Courtney: bloody sock
I KNOW SPORTZ
COURT'S SPORTS
Shaun: AFTER YOUR LOCAL NEWS AND WEATHER
THE PATRIOTS KEEP WINNING FOOTBALL GAMES UNTIL THEY LOSE THEM
Courtney: SO, UH
A SPORT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
SOME PEOPLE PLAYED THE SPORT
AND ONE TEAM WON
Shaun: HERE YOU'LL SEE THE SCORES FROM LAST NIGHT'S GAME
Courtney: ALSO, CURT SCHILLING! HE'S A PERSON AND RETIRED PITCHER!
BLOODY SOCK!
Shaun: THAT... ONE GUY GOT MORE THAN THE OTHER, SO HE WON UNLESS IT'S GOLF
hahah
then mention Trump
Courtney: and that's Court's Sports, wrapping it up