The Sour Patch

My name is John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt

[sakura-haruka]

I love you 3000.

[ghostsandgoblins]

[christophernolan]

[humorblr]

Have you always been such an asshole? Every sleeve, every time.

Altered Carbon (2018-)

[cillianmurphy]

cutie :)

[humorblr]

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) dir. Kevin Smith

[chris-evans]

[glasseyetiger]

♡

Ooh a heart <3

[arrdeearr]

[blairellisorwhatever-blog]

this never gets old

[therothwoman]

I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.

[smitethestate]

Gold.

Bolding mine.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Watch the real thing. Its perfectly creepy

[margbarcis]

this is also the guy who made “night in the woods” btw

[onlytwitterpics]

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[fyeahegerton]

One of the lads was over at my London flat the other day, and I Instagrammed a picture of him and said, “Look at this cutie,” and a million outlets reported that I was coming out as gay. I’m not gay, but two of my mates came out when I was 15 and it was a joy to support them because, as a group, we are all secure enough in who we are. I’m certainly not going to stop calling my mates cuties and gorgeous, because they are cuties and they are gorgeous. 

I’m not someone who’s remotely perturbed by male intimacy. 

[happybean17]

[therussianmajor]

Literally if all straight men were like this the world would be 100% less awful

[mamalazzer]

Nicknames Tony Stark gives people

Bonus:

[mamalazzer]

Have to update this with the many nicknames Tony gave Scott in Endgame:

[theweirdwideweb]

[christophernolan]

The Future of House Targaryen.

[theavengers]

Just One Question: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Edition

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you

[curtis-ballard]

I’m way over seeing radical feminist bullshit on my dash. This isn’t even social justice or a real issue.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sorry that not marrying someone you dont loathe is radical feminism i guess?