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Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

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“I present to you the finest escargot.” “Ew I’m not eating snails. Sorry you’re chopped.”

oe9

does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

whataboutsargeantcrunch

it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex

anglophile-rin

Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex

slimetony

don’t even get me started

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Okay

slimetony

thanks

cleverandboring

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

DMV: what should we put for eye color on your drivers license?

Person: they change color with my mood XD

DMV: listen here u little bitch

unclefather

*giggles at the internet*

my mom: what are you laughing about?

me: worry about yourself

meanplastic

rubynrags

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

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Nicki minaj voices her

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I would watch this. Nicki Minaj actually does great voice overs so this is a win

fatanarchy

thepumpkinqueen92

girl scouts take no shit

badlibra

REAL

hellyeahthomassanders

Give it up for… A Misleading Compliment by Thomas Sanders

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this is………..this is art

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REBLOG IF YOU THINK ITS PERFECTLY OKAY FOR A BOY TO DO BALLET

I’m trying to prove a point to my parents and my grandma

thisclockworkheart

Because why not? ;-)

Source

swood-dude

I don’t think this counts as dancing. Or even skipping really. It’s more of an exagerated waddle

thisclockworkheart

So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.

Waddle.

Waddle waddle.

*rolls across the floor*

Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.

Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it.