I'm Cooler on the Internet

30-something artist, writer, and all around geek. She/her. Because one of my mutuals is a saint, my tags work now: 'wilderchildart' for my art - Art Insta: @wilderchildart - Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/WilderChildArt/shop?asc=u - Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/wilderchildart

[whataboutsprout]

bonsior

[fovfvk]

All of them in one place 💥💥

[vaguesnail]

redraw of one of my first fearne fanarts 🔥🌿

[elleskinner-justart]

Draw Everything June: Day 3

(Hosted by @adorkastock!)

As soon as I saw the broom pose I KNEW I was going to draw Vex. She's my GIRL and any excuse to paint her I'll take it.

[novanocturnalis]

she's blue and sweet just like blueberries

(very quick doodle to figure out how to draw her)

[fryuitcup]

I will follow Him (Wherever he May Go)

[papanowo]

some scraps i liked, old and new.. plus inconsistent ass arts style. whats that about .

[mala-taste]

[schmergo]

I was talking to my husband the other day and, as a random example of a boring topic that nobody at a party would want to hear about, I happened to come up with, “The history of wheelbarrows.”

But then my husband and I got curious and decided to look up the history of wheelbarrows, and we both thought it was surprisingly interesting.

The very next day, we were visiting a thrift store with family and my sister spotted a toy wheelbarrow for her son, and my husband said, “Did you know that Jesus was older than wheelbarrows? They weren’t invented until around 100 CE.”

This is why curious people are my favorite type of people. No topic is really that boring when you look into it. And everything is more interesting when you talk about it with someone you love.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

“Dad, the spouse and I both have meetings at nine, could you take the lead on child supervision? Play some legos, watch some YouTube, maybe describe the uses of some of your tools?”

“Sure!” my dad said. “YouTube or Legos, right?”

Fifteen minutes later I’m arguing a point of nonprofit law on the deck and I look over to see my child holding a propane torch and my dad carefully explaining which plants are weeds growing between pavers that the child can set on fire and which ones are there on purpose.

[toushindai]

they don't tell you this but when an event is advertised as "for all ages" they mean kids. they mean kids. if you, a grown-up, show up expecting to do the arts'n'crafts, you're the weirdo. even though they said "all ages."

[sadclowncentral]

i`m going to loose my mind i just burnt my toast and i am so tired that for some reason i completely forgot where i was. and with the instinct ingrained from years of living on a sailing boat as a child i just went to feed the fish.

only that i am not on a sailing boat. there are no fish to feed. i just fucking threw bread out of the window of a third story apartment in the middle of the city very much on land. what the fuck

[spiribia]

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

[second-time-around]

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

[beewulf]

i think if you sell a product and you change the product you should have to include patch notes. like,

Chip Brand Chips Potato Flavor Variant Version 12.9.2

Reduced quantity of chips per bag to help prevent chip fragmentation and lower calorie content

Increased quantity of air per bag to help prevent chip fragmentation and lower calorie content

Replaced [ingredient that contains nutrients] with [ingredient banned in the EU] to reduce calorie content

Added protein for some reason

[resident-dumb-fuck]

we need to expand the market of shitty high school movie adaptations of shakespeare. we have to start getting to the deep cuts. this is why i propose shitty high school movie adaptation of antony and cleopatra. studios give me one william dollars. it will be called tony and cleo and it will not be good.

[blackwatersinkingship]

Waking up with a headache is such extra bullshit

Like, aquiring a headache during the day? Fair, understandable, many things to cause that

Waking up however! During my time of rest and refreshment? and this is how you greet me? Fuck off