Michael Coventry

Bonafide BadAss- An extreme badass who doesn't care about anything and does whatever they want, whenever they want, with no repercussions.

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

@ The Coventry Shop

[thaddy-likes-the-dark]

He gave him a cold stare, not showing any emotions at the yelling. Wordlessly he grabbed Michael’s crotch and gave it a cruel squeeze. “Do I want more from you? I want it ALL from you. I want to DEVOUR you. I want to OWN you…ain’t that what you Coventrys are all about? Or are you too much of  little bitch to simply take what you want?” 

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

Michael winced and groaned in pain as Thaddeus squeezed his manhood as if it were a stress ball. The pain slow subsided and all that was left was pleasure. Michael stood straighter as his hardening member twitched and grew to life in Thaddeus hand. “Not when I can break you and have you admit it all for the world to here, Thad.”

Stepping forward he kissed Thaddeus, roughly but thoroughly.

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

@ The Coventry Shop

[the-caleb-matheson]

“Nah….you must be mistaken. Word on the street is you’ve gone soft.”

“Please….tell me it’s not true.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“Yeah? Last I check I’m still the baddest motherfucker above grounds. Are you stepping up to me?”

“What the fuck do I look like?”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

@ The Coventry Shop

[thaddy-likes-the-dark]

“Yeah well..your agreement sucks balls. Your balls.”

“In case you give a shit.” He swiped his arm across the potions on the shelf and they fell to the floor. “Oops.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“You want more from me, Thaddeus?!” He yelled. “Then fucking say it! Let me hear it! If not, get your ass out of the shop until I need my next fuck.”

“PERFECT! Please do allow the fumes to either kill us or turn us.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

@ The Coventry Shop

[the-caleb-matheson]

“Last I checked I didn’t need a potion to get in your pants.”

“Hi there sexy….miss me?”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“Last I check you were losing your touch?”

“Caleb.” He agreement, shamelessly checking the man out. “Haven’t change a bit...”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

@ The Coventry Shop

[thaddy-likes-the-dark]

“How would you know?”

“Not like you call or anything….”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“I’m beginning to think you want more then a quick fuck for the next century...”

“We had an agreement...”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

@ The Coventry Shop

[thaddy-likes-the-dark]

“Like I give a shit about your fucking love potion.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“Is someone having his fucking period?!”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

@ The Coventry Shop

“I’ll rip both of you’re kidneys out if you touch that love potion again”

[thaddy-likes-the-dark]

Just needed a change I guess...

[thaddy-likes-the-dark]

“Ow ow ow!” He hissed but went along with Michael. “Watch it! If I go bald you’ll have nothing to yank on you ass.”

Stopping he gave Michael a shove so he could pull off his shirt. “So demanding…sheee-it.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“If you go bald... I guess I could start leading you around by your happy trail?” Michael said, letting go of his head hair and reaching for the trail, purposely pulling out one or two hairs before getting a good grip.

“Would you have it any other way?” Michael asked pushing him against the tree.

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

You’re pathetic...

[the-kyle-brooks]

Kyle rubbed the side of his nose and pointed at him. “Perhaps it is my pleasures you are denying.” Punching him in the arm, Kyle rolled his eyes. “Well you are in luck, I do believe you aren’t even on the invite list so…bravo.”

“Oh won’t I….” Kyle shook his head. Then grabbing Michael by the back of the neck planted one on him. “Do tell my darling Ian I stopped by….and I expect those documents on my desk first thing in the morning…no lollygagging.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“Invite list?” He laughed. “This is the first Coventry wedding in over a thousand years. That list is going to reach the floor. I can’t wait to see your face, you’ll shoot yourself. And when you do I call dibs on your Kidneys. I hear the black market is paying 13 times what your giving me.”

“.....” Michael stared at Kyle with wide eyes and wiped his lips. “....’

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

You’re pathetic...

[the-kyle-brooks]

“A massage? Not on you.” He rolled his eyes. “Weill you inform him we have things to discuss him and I. Important wedding things. I do hope you can handle that simple message.”

“I am going to pretend I didn’t hear that. In fact,if I were you I’d get to work thirty minutes earlier on Monday to clean out any and all contraband you may or may not have in your desk Mr. Coventry. Else you’ll be getting yourself a one way ticket to the unemployment office.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“Keep denying yourself my pleasures until you’re wedding night can cause problems.” Michael said rolling his eyes. “If I hear one more thing about a wedding I throw up all over your suits.”

“You won’t fire me... I’ll quit before you do because unemployment sounds pretty good right about now.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

You’re pathetic...

[the-kyle-brooks]

“My ass is perfect you neanderthal…now be a dear and fetch your brother before I accidentally forget you work for me and rent out your desk.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“The saint isn’t home right now... Care to leave a massage?” Michael said with false sweetness. 

“Plus... Go right ahead. I’m sure we’ll both get arrested for the things they’ll find in my desk, boss.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

You’re pathetic...

[the-kyle-brooks]

“So be a dear and find Ian for me.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“I’m off the clock... Meaning I can slam this door in you’re face and watch as the fat ass walk back to the car...”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

Payday

[thaddy-likes-the-dark]

He snorted. “Well? What are you waiting for? An engraved invitation?” Nipping Michael’s ear playfully he wiggled his eyebrows at him. “Well then…consider yourself laid tonight.”

“Hey….that leather jacket I found for a nickel was vintage…you can’t find that shit just anymore….thrifting is an art form, man…an art form.” Tilting his head he considered Michael a moment. “That’s sort of domestic yeah? What makes you think I want your blood money?”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“All fucking talk...” Michael mumbled playfully. “Hurry the fuck up then we still have one more stop.”

“It smelt like something that died in the back of the men locker room... Art? More like a large lost and found from the city dump.” Michael pressed. “Domestic? Maybe, as long as you don’t pull that mate shit with me you can call it whatever you want... My blood money is the same money buying you weed and moonshine. It’s called Brooks and Law.”

[thaddy-likes-the-dark]

Just needed a change I guess...

[thaddy-likes-the-dark]

Thaddeus let out a little yelp. “Wow….that’s some kinky ass shit….we should totally try it.”

He made a face, then decided if Michael had time to think about him being jealous he wasn’t doing a very good job of distracting him. Leaning forward he threw his arms around the warlock’s neck and smashed their lips together. “How about we see just how hard I can make you…”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“No better time then now... Get undress...” Michael smirked into the kiss having a feel that Thaddeus wanted nothing more then to distract him. Pushing the tempting warlock off of him, Michael grabbed him by his hair and roughly pulled him towards the door. He knew exactly where he wanted to distract himself and try out his new kink. 

“I believe there’s a tree that needs to be uprooted.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

I Need Answers

[littlenatthebabyvamp-deactivate]

At his growl she glared at him and she said. “I’m not stupid enough to spy on the Mikaelsons. They’d tear me apart if they even thought I was spying on them.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“It’s me you should fear... I’ll tear you apart while pouring acid on your wounds.”

[thaddy-likes-the-dark]

...

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

“Go fuck yourself.”

[coventry-bonafide-badass]

You’re pathetic...

Michael held the front door of the Coventry manor open as he glared at the person who idiotically knocked on their front door while their wards where purposely down.