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lit. sel. ind. jake english   (est. 4/3/18)

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MEET THE MUSE (repost, don’t reblog)

► Name ➔ Jake English ► Are you single ➔ Yes. ( multiship ) ► Are you happy ➔  Hm. Blimy. Not really, actually. ► Are you angry? ➔ No. ► Are your parents still married ➔ It is complicated and I doubt I would explain it very well. No!

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Well... Also complicated. ► Hair Color ➔ Brown! ► Eye Color ➔ Green. ► Birthday ➔ Once again... deeply complicated! ► Mood ➔ Well... guilt, as of late. ► Gender ➔ Male? Probably male. ► Summer or winter ➔ Summer! ► Morning or afternoon ➔ Morning.

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ Not at the moment. ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ No. ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ He did. ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Yes. Quite devastatingly.  ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Terribly so. ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ No, certainly not. ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yes. Many, actually.  ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ All the time.

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Lust. ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced Tea! ► Cats or Dogs ➔ Dogs. ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔  I don’t really find that I deserve either. ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Night out. ► Day or night ➔ Day.

FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Never had to. ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Yes, probably. ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ ... ► Wanted to disappear ➔ Constantly.

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ Smile. ► Fat or skinny ➔ I do not mind either? ► Shorter or Taller ➔ Hm... unsure. ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Intelligence. ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ ..

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along  ➔ Yes, mostly. ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Quite. ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ Nope. ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔  No.

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ Goodness no. ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ I do, but I doubt they consider the same of me. ► Who is your best friend ➔  I...I am not sure, anymore. ► Who knows everything about you ➔ Nobody.

Tagged by: @heartprinced

Tagging: @sickrhyme

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B33 i’m gonna purr along to this sick beat! lit, ind, highly selective davepetasprite^2

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△ if i died of a just death, would you mourn for me?

rating :: 8❝ Well...  damfino  how  you  could  possibly  find  yourself  perishing  in  such  a  way,  Dirk,  but...     Of  course  I  would  mourn  for  you.  I’d  mourn  no  matter  in  which  way  you  died-  I...  I  care  about  you,  chap.  I  know  I’ve  done  a  piss  poor  job  of  exemplifying  that  in  the  past  but  I  certainly  prefer  you  alive  !!  Why,  I  can’t  begin  to  imagine  the  kind  of  barmy  fellow  that  wouldn’t  mourn  a  good  friend.  I’d  miss  you,  and  all  your  words  and  all  the  things  you  do  more  than  I  could  say.  And  in  the  event  that  it  really  was  just,  well...  I’d  be  positively  certain  you  had  some  good  reason  for  whatever  it’d  be  you’d  done. ❞

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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RULES POSTED!

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ask box opened!!

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RULES POSTED!

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Laptop is here, activity officially returns tomorrow! Since it’s Tuesday, it’s Jakeday motherfuckers. I don’t remember if that’s what I put on the original post about my schedule BUT I’m makin Tuesday Jakeday. Mondays will be for Dirk, Wednesday for Karkat and Thursdays for Dad. Fridays for Ludo, who I’m remaking soon. Weekends are whatever I feel like.

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UPDATE: new laptop is on its way. activity on all blogs will be on a schedule and will be returning!

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he’d trade his guns for love || but he’s caught in the crossfire || and he keeps waking up / but it’s not to the sound of birds. // the tyranny, the violent streets || deprived of all that we’re blessed with / and we can’t get enough, no- indie, highly selective jake english penned by vagabond

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PREEMPTIVE WARNING FOR THIS BLOG: jake is a dense motherfucker. he doesn’t know how to interact with people the right way 99% of the time, and there is a high chance he may be insensitive towards your character without meaning to be. anything he says is not a reflection of myself and i don’t want you to think things are personal! jake isn’t good at reading emotions either- he may push your muse to frustration to the point of blowing up at him and STILL not understand what the problem is. on that point... jake is NOT a good muse if you’re looking for fluffy ships. any romance with him would be exhausting, and take a lot of work from both ends to stay afloat. that being said, if you’re looking for breakup angst, relationships that don’t work out... jake is a perfect candidate. that’s not to say that i can’t do ANY good ships with him, just be aware that it will be a rocky partnership. i also headcanon jake as currently being CONFUSED about his sexuality. he thought he was aromantic, but he isn’t really sure anymore.