a Curious Case of Conscious

I suffer from RSE: Random Spontaneous Exoloquy. A condition that lets my thoughts bypass the mental processing phase and fall out my mouth. Yes, I suffer from what you may call "Word Vomit."

[retrogamingblog]

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

[yuuri-akatsuki]

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

[wolfsteax]

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

[iuuubire-deactivated20210607]

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

[dangerbooze]

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

[spelviin]

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[fifty-shades-of-umbridge]

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

[apartment-witch]

am i having a stroke

[walks-the-ages]

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

[accessibleposts]

They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s

[cannabisexual]

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

[rescue-ram]

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

[tygermama]

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

[themastergifs]

Doctor Who - The End of Time

[isuclahey-archive]

i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i’m just like yeah same

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[iwantcupcakes]

The Mermaid (2016).

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

what the hell

[unclebeanbag]

I need to watch this now. 

[megapuddi64]

it’s a hilarious film

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[zyx]

me w my cat

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

SHAUN KING: A Private Law Enforcement Group on Facebook is Literally Plotting to Kill Me

On this past Tuesday morning I received a very alarming text message from a friend. Inside of a private Facebook group for California Law…

This gang of scary thugs is threatening the life of a law abiding citizen!

This is truly terrifying. I have no words.

[weavemama]

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

[killowave]

[cloverinaworld]

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Kay so it’s from a satire news article.

[clown-butch-deactivated20240919]

OH THANK GOD

[mysthicrider]

[musashi]

other villains: practical means of travel. stealthy, inconspicuous, quick.

fucking team rocket:

[mousesounds-moved]

[anxietyproblem]

[penguintim]

“America is a land of freedom!!11!!”