Who would buy such a blatantly self deprecating t-shirt? āI am a dumb cowā was emblazoned across the chest of an article of clothing which I had by chance picked of the rack at my local charity shop. Buying it was one things but donating it to charity? Simply detestable!
I canāt see why anyone would wear this. Maybe it was a joke or something? Sometimes I donāt get jokesā¦friends tell me I can be a bit stuck up butā¦I just donāt find stuff like that funny. The material is nice at least. Really soft. Itās too bad for the slogan because it would be a real high quality t-shirt without it. Hmmm what if I buy it and remove the lettering? Yeah thatās a great idea! Iāll head to the till now.
āHi, just this pleaseā
The woman smiled as she took the t-shirt. She glanced at me weirdly when she saw the print on it.
āOkaaaayā¦that will be Ā£5 pleaseā
āIām going to remove that typing you knowā¦here.ā
I left the charity shop a little embarrassed but who cares what that woman thinks, I donāt deserve to be judged even if I am a dumb cow, which of course Iām not. I went to university for Godās sakeā¦and I donāt look even look remotely like a cow. I suppose that look would be characterised by massive tits-āuddersā, floppy cow ears and a tail or something. I have none of those.
After getting home from the shops I had some stuff to unpack, including the absurd cow t-shirt. After putting several articles in the wardrobe I decided to try it onā¦that material still feels great. I bet it would be really comfy and loose fitting. I took off my current shirt and pulled the new one over my head. It slid on easily and I was right! So lovely! Why would they make such a trashy t-shirt out ofā¦whatever dreamy stuff this was made of?
Itās so nice I donāt want to ever take it off. Something just feels so right when itās on. If I had to be critical I would say it feels a little itchy in the chest area. Not itchy, moreā¦tingly. That could be my bra actuallyā¦it was starting to feel tight, it can get like that when Iām out all day though. I should probably get a new one. Iāll just take this thing off, since I donāt expect to be going out again today, and Iām sure my husband wouldnāt mind.
I unclasped my bra under my t-shirt- you know some men canāt get them undone when theyāre staring at the clasp- and misogynists have the audacity to call us the inferior genderā¦ha! Pulling out my bra from under my t-shirt I felt immediately better.
āAaah thatās much betterā
My udders felt great being out of that constrictive bra. I-what the hell? Did I just think udders? I meant breasts! Itās been a long, hot day today, my brain must be really frazzled. Dumb cow t-shirt! I mean that the cow t-shirt is dumb notā¦ahh whatever I know what I mean.
Itās true though, about my uā¦breats! They feel great! I just want toā¦rub themā¦mmmmm they do āfeelā greatā¦andā¦swollen? Are my breasts getting bigger? I was a B cup earlier and now they seem bigger. Thatās just downright impossible! Iām squeezing tighter butā¦they still feel largerā¦in fact, I can feel them growing as I squeeze them! They must have grown two cup sizes while Iāve had my hands on themā¦shit! Whatās going on!?!
Not only are my udders growing but they feel so sensitive. I just have to rub them moreā¦massage themā¦gently, oh it feels so good.
āOh God! Ahh mmm oh!ā
Theyāre- udders! I called them udders again! I nearly completely let that slip because I was so engrossed in fondling themā¦fondling myā¦myā¦well honestly they look pretty udder like right now. Theyāre massive! Theyāve grown like four cup sizes already! How the hell am I going to explain this to my husband? Iām still rubbing themā¦pinching my nip-
What the hell was that? Moo? Iāve never mooed before! Especially not soā¦lewdly! Iām not some dumb cowā¦the t-shirtā¦is it doing this to me? Have to get it offā¦have toā¦tell my husbandā¦.get it offā¦tell husbandā¦get him offā¦.Iā¦.whatā¦?
Crapā¦my thoughtsā¦.I canāt stop thinking about milking my nice udders for himā¦.maybe he can give me a titfuck and share some milk of his own with me and- stop! Take of the t-shirt! I can resist this! Iāll just reach my arm into the sleeveā¦andā¦ummā¦..pullā¦something? I know how to take off a t-shirt! Donāt Iā¦?
I canāt help myself, I really am turning into a dumb cow. I just want to suck masterās cock! Master? I meanā¦.ummmm what was his name again? All I can think of is masterā¦heās so powerfulā¦authoritativeā¦want him to brand me with his hot dickā¦.Iā¦.must resistā¦Iā¦.must suckā¦Iā¦..noā¦.Iā¦.moo? Moo! MOOOO?!?
And that was all she ever thought, from then on. Her husband found her in quite the state, mooing helplessly, and when he realised his wife was completely gone they fucked- like the animal she was. Although he missed his intelligent wife, he enjoyed his new dumb cow a lot more.
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