GoonerEdger420

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The only thing better than being addicted is relapsing.

I hope you agree. 

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Edging is life.

I goon because gooning is the answer to how much pleasure can the human body tolerate. What we are doing is simply following our instinct and chasing all the pleasure our body can take. We’re drunk on pleasure hormones and there is not a single side-effect, other than the need to jerk off longer and deeper. 

Edging is our meditation. Our peace. Our one. The problems of the world could be solved if people spent more time fucking and edging and porning and lusting. An alpha man with a cock as hard as rock and a horny dumb slut with big tits, great legs, soft skin, beautiful lips and perfect hands and feet is the ultimate ying-yang of sexuality. She is all beauty, he is all power, and they are combining to explode together.

Cum is life. Porn is God. You need to go deeper. Just a bit. 

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She wanted to climb the corporate ladder. I’m just glad the ladder was my hard cock.

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I love sluts that love being sluts.

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The way it should be right?

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It’s very important for all sluts to find other skits to discuss how much cum they swallowed last week and to share good porn links and go shopping for slutty clothes together. It’s very important for girls to have slutty friends so they can bring them home to me.

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I really believe this. #sluts #bimbo #pornosexual

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I think #sluts are very important.

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Sexy babes like her have known their whole life they were going to end up using their looks to get everything they need. Everyone wants them. Her product is allowing others to see or to touch.

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Dumb sluts with big tits have a lot more fun. They are addicted to getting tucked and filled up with cum and they are always giggle and wet, the way all women should be.

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If you want to become my secretary you need to be really hot and have very big tits. I want you to wear very sexy things in the office because I’m going to need to use you several times a day. I work so much better when I release all my cum so your job is to keep my cock happy and help me with everything in my life so I can do great things. We’ll go on business trips together to fun places just so I can fuck you.

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This is going to be my office. All my sluts need to swallow and I’m going to force them to watch porn all day at their work stations. I need them all wet so I can go around groping, fucking and filling them all with cum.

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Everything you’ve done to this point in life is just so you can be my whore. You’ve done a very good job so far. Now stop thinking and start sucking you slut.

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Girls that are addicted to sex and porn are the unicorns of my world. I love you all. Don’t stop.

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Hot women know their purpose