turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

[evilkitsch-archive]

we should all be hairy and ugly and have a ton of gay sex and then die amen

[elexecution]

[hexoskeleton]

There are just so many characters that should've been women.

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[urie]

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[offshoreoilrig]

What jobs even exist

[mrsterlingeverything]

I wish i lived somewhere

[mala-taste]

My fave Tumblr bio ever I think

[emptysould]

[fairycosmos]

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

[dogpuppy]

[my-dailydreams]

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters: