If Tachibana Hibiki Was An Aroace Guy

HAI HEYYYY HAI HELLLOOOOOO HIIIIIIIII WOOOOO HEY HAI HWEWO HEY (They/he, aroace, some kind of bug or small rodent)

[cowboybarbaryn]

I am once again creating a new pinned post. My name is Barb, I’m autistic and aroace. I like many things and my hyperfixations rotate rapidly. Mostly just reblog shit that I find funny or like. he/they

[cowboybarbaryn]

Colorpicked an aroace flag from Toxitron Sideswipe

[kitkenk]

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are a bender in the avatar (the last airbender) universe! Spin this wheel to find out what you bend!

Are you happy with it

yes!!

yes

eh it's okay

no

MY PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THEY'RE GONE.

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

[segamascott]

[robotslenderman]

Source

[tributary]

teetotailer

[judygemstone]

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

[sidewalkotto]

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Magic binder that teliports your boobs to a transfem of your choosing

[jackedjacket]

Imagining a trans womans chest suddenly deflating while she’s at the club and being like ‘noooooo Dylan must be home 😭😭😭’

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[tikkety-tok]

Harsh, but I accept it I suppose.

[youkoartemis]

[Transcription: Speaker is a blue-eyed older man with dark blond hair that falls down his back, a round face, and a moustache and beard combo with some gray hairs amongst the blond. His voice is deep, and a bit choked up at points.]

“These are my red flags for women:

If she stabs me more than twice.

If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.

If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, it’s not the height! It’s not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, ‘cause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally they’re not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeowner’s association application, but- but they’ll ask. They’ll look it up.

If she doesn’t exist in the same physical timeline as I am... [several seconds long pause before continuing, sounding distraught] I’m not doing that again.”

[galaxywarp]

Greg Universe.

[demilypyro]

feels like dogs are getting really good at chess lately

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[roswellsoup]

four trans people walk into a movie theater …

[hugintheraven]

Reminds me of EEAAO.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[drdaanvondutch]

[crustacean-menace]

Homework lady: "My dog is barking! 🙂"

The dog:

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist