If Tachibana Hibiki Was An Aroace Guy

HAI HEYYYY HAI HELLLOOOOOO HIIIIIIIII WOOOOO HEY HAI HWEWO HEY (They/he, aroace, some kind of bug or small rodent)

[cowboybarbaryn]

I am once again creating a new pinned post. My name is Barb, I’m autistic and aroace. I like many things and my hyperfixations rotate rapidly. Mostly just reblog shit that I find funny or like. he/they

[kiapet2]

My explanation for the book v. film difference on Eridian eating customs is that movie!Rocky was full-on bluffing.

Like he was just calling human eating disgusting, what was he going to do, say "okay actually the way Eridians eat is so incredibly gross we do it in private sound-proofed rooms"? And cede the conversational high-ground and sense of species superiority to Grace??? Nah, it looks beautiful, definitely.

Then Grace says "show me" and Rocky is stuck now, he's committed. So he just bucks up and goes all-in. It's not like he'll see the human after this is all done, he can pretend it's totally normal just this once.

Eventually before they reach Erid Rocky is gonna have to come clean, and Grace will laugh at him for an hour straight.

[cowboybarbaryn]

I feel like Rocky would be the one laughing at Grace lmao. Rocky almost definitely picked up on Grace finding it gross and pretending he doesn’t lmao.

[kerink]

i can't stop thinking about this part from the eridian lore bible

the biodome team watching grace get up in the middle of the night and easily navigate his hut without turning any lights on:

[parkchanwoohoo]

[aniseandspearmint]

asdfghjkl, you think 'oh surely that's an exaggeration!' and then oh, oh no.

She's completely correct.

That belongs in a sad flashback from before the Alien Invasion or other Global Disaster that killed like a full 2/3rds of humanity.

[no-fudge-left-to-buy]

Saw this on Pinterest today and it reminded me of this note i made while reading that part.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[no-one-offical]

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[wiki-but-made-them-up]

Shut the fuck up

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[pillowspace]

This was written out in real time btw. I typed out the first half, paused, saved it to my drafts, went back to open their blog, then came back to type the rest

[kooldewd123]

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

[kooldewd123]

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[woodsywarbler]

fish fear Rocky, statement.

[fangirlagainstmywill]

I’ve seen some more idiotic readers go “Mark and Grace are just the same people.”

if they’re the same people, explain this:

Mark Watney: *at any minor inconvenience * FUCKING FU— Ryland Grace: *world-ending, life-threatening news* holy moly

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[surfthestardust]

the martian and project hail mary have opposite plots

the martian is like “bring this guy back home!!”

and phm is like “send this guy as FAR AWAY FROM HOME AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE”

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

[evilscientist3]

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[reichsbahnfan]