freehoun dong?

aqua 🐌 22 🐠 they/he 🦕 this is an account for all hl-adjacent stuff I like :) 🦎 main is @aquascopex

[cowboybarney]

the freehoun dong incident of 2021

[brokendeerteeth]

[pink-apocalypse]

HERE WE GO AGAIN

The more things change, the more they stay the same, Gordon!

[corcjell]

Swamtrunks and flipflaps

[cowboybarney]

i hope it's better call saul vrai

[cowboybarney]

my poem for today

[cowboybarney]

sorry i kinda looked like I dropped dead. nope just got hit with the toronto beam

[cowboybarney]

I hope benry comes out as heterosexual tonight on a live broadcast

[edansaca]

Freemance and Barney

Trying to learn to draw Barney 🤔

[toxicyurienthusiast]

half life 3 is going to be gordon freeman's inevitable mental breakdown after the adrenaline and morphine wear off . half life 4 is going to be putting gordon to bed with a big comfy blanket and calming nature sounds . half life 5 is going to be gordon and barney making out sloppy style for the entire runtime but you still have to solve puzzles to make barney moan like a girl

[absakilit]

gordon's favorite ouppy<3

[cowboybarney]

recent gordon and barney heads from the halls of clip studio...

[cowboybarney]

one day these dreams will pull you through my door

[cowboybarney]

never be a gay guy at an underground research facility

[cowboybarney]

can i say something. the casablanca parallels. they are there. OK.

[botaurus-exilis]

taking a break on the road outside of black mesa

[cowboybarney]

it's so hard not to project my interests onto gordon and barney when writing because it's like... I can only reference what I know. I mostly know about things I like.

[cowboybarney]

like obviously gordon is into electronic music and barney is into anything scifi but like I agonize over whether or not either of them would be fans of seinfeld

[halflifebutawesome]