I'm glad Texas is associated with cowboys because disregarding the cultural aspect, the shape of Texas has the same vibe as a cowboy hat.
you bet your ass
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@cowboyification-offical
I'm glad Texas is associated with cowboys because disregarding the cultural aspect, the shape of Texas has the same vibe as a cowboy hat.
you bet your ass
I was told to start forgposting and as someone that doesn't ever know what to post, sure.
This is the first google image for 'forg'
damn right it is
Someone needs to make me a hat of some sort, I don't want a basic Christmas hat tho...
@cowboyification-offical work your magic
thank ya kindly for the assist.
Other officals seem to roleplay with their accounts which I could do but like, I'm a plant? In a cowboy hat? Am I supposed to be posting shit like-
"Good sun today. Grew like half an inch. I sure hope un garderer doesn't harvest me °_°"
darn tootin you are. And you can talk about whatever you damn well please, you're the coolest plant this town has ever seen.
mold
hello. iām mold
any pronouns (mods pronouns are xe/it/they) we are ok with most ships here. idk i. like them please.no TRASH and keep it minor friendly (no NSFW)
howdy there flapper. got some sunflower seeds for ya.
may i please have the hat png
of course, the cowboy hat belongs in the hands of the people. happy trails
The different positions & their purposes
Monarch: Have all power, may dismiss, arrest, appoint etc. whoever they wish.
Consorts: Are married to the monarch and have only figurative and influential power.
Successor: Succeeds the monarch who names them as successor. Will rule together with whoever the other monarch is, and with just as much power.
Acting Head of State: Approves all decisions put forward to them; has no power outside of the executive.
Lord Chancellor: Presides over the ministers and court, and has the right to appoint, dismiss, arrest, and execute anybody with a role below them on this list.
Ministers: Manage affairs both internal and external, and have the right to appoint, dismiss, arrest, and execute anybody with a role below them on this list.
Lord Treasurer: Manages the treasury and the spendings of the crown. Must approve all deductions from the treasury.
Almoner: Collects the taxes.
Constable of the Tower: Manages the Tower of London, and has power over anyone in the Tower or being executed.
Executioners: Carry out the arrests and executions for the Crown.
Royal Chefs: Make the food for everyone at court, that is to say all my courtiers.
Caretakers: Take care of the castle and make it look nice.
Courtiers: Privileged people who reside at my court.
Subjects: All those in command of the crown. You are a subject if 'offical' is featured anywhere in your blog's name.
In the Tower of London: Imprisoned by order of somebody powerful. No freedom, sunlight, clean water, or enjoyable food. Even if you don't get executed, you cannot last over a month in here.
Executed or otherwise dead: No return to court life, or any life for that matter. Enjoy the afterlife the best you can.
Ain't no kings in the west, just men and dust. Those who claim to rule shall preside over only a hole six feet deep. death to tyrants and to those who support them.
feeling rad today
as you should, partner. as you should
If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it.
Pizza Pizza
one mans sherriff is another mans scoundrel
Have any REDACTED questions? Podcasting questions? We could answer some. Send them to our ask box! Inbox? I don't know how to Tumble
one does not simply put dylan griggs in an audio drama and expect there not to be consequences. cowboyification is coming for you.
Youre now my new fav offical blog i cannot wait for more posts from yew
fixed it for you partner. thanks for riding along with me.
this morning I got trapped in the bathroom and my mum had kick the door down, so you know, pretty normal day
what are you American?
and whats wrong with that outlaw?
100 posts!
... I feel this is a problem. I started five / six days ago...
Okay!
you're the sherriff around these parts now partner. good luck, and make sure to do your old man proud
*crawling weakly towards next goal* Theā¦grindā¦neverā¦stopsā¦
listen here partner. sometimes life leaves you stranded in the desert with nothing but your boots and some whisky to numb the pain. some greenhorn might give up there, but a real cowboy knows that as long as your hearts still beating, you'll make it out one day. good luck out there partner.
heeeeyyyyy piny apple, how ya doin?
still fighting evil, or being evil
did ya win?
Mostly trolling them so yeah kinda
stay strong partner. show those scoundrels what a real prickly fella can do
IM ALIVE ā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
AND I WILL ACTUALLY TRY BEING ACTIVE NOW BECAUSE IM TOO OVERWHELMED TO GO ON MY MAIN BLOGS!!
not only are you alive now, you've transcended to a higher plane of existence. where the cattle roam free and the town is big enough for everyone. yeehaw